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Guitar Woman · #26

I think sawing off the barrel of a rifle makes it shorter and easier to conceal or.... something.

I'd use my 12-gauge shotgun. Or some Shurikens. Or a Katana. Or any other ninja/samurai weapon.

Anonymous · #27

The point Mr. Shhh was trying to make was that rifles are used for their accuracy, and sawing the barrel off of one removes that aspect.

And Mr. Shhh, don't discourage Arrowx. When zombies invade, I want to be safe in the knowledge that there's free ammo at the home of some idiot whose dumb idea got himself killed.

ArrowX · #28

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My reasoning for a .22 is that when fighting rotting corpses youre really not going to need much more than a .22round to the face, that and you can carry probably four times as much ammo than any larger calibre. I would possibly saw the barrell off of MY .303 just in case.

Goddamn how fucking stupid are you? This is whats wrong with your country, because apparantly any idiot can own a firearm Why in the fuck would you saw the barrel off of a rifle? What would that do? Please tell us. In fact, please try it, but in a wooded area, where only you will be hurt by your gun exploding in your hand.

What the hell are you taking about I don't mean the ENTIRE BARREL! you dumb cunt, The gun is at least 4 feet long two of that is made up of the barrel, I would do It to decrease the weight for Close Range if I didn't have a shotgun on hand.

I'm also posting a new rule for this thread. DO ANY OF YOU HAVE RAILGUNS OR ROcKET LAUNCHERS IN YOUR HOUSE!? I diddn't think so. Be practical don't post anything that youdon't have readily availible.

Anonymous · #29

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Originally Posted by ArrowX

I'm also posting a new rule for this thread. DO ANY OF YOU HAVE RAILGUNS OR ROcKET LAUNCHERS IN YOUR HOUSE!? I diddn't think so. Be practical don't post anything that youdon't have readily availible.

YEAH! BECAUSE IF THIS LIKE REALLY HAPPENED IN THE FUTURE IT WOULD BE LIKE VITAL INFORMATION OR SOMETHING!

MetalMilitia · #30

Shut up madmax. It fucks the thread up when people start saying they will use stuff like rocket launchers.
Its supposed to be an ammusing thread, not a font of vital information for when the zombies come.

Mr. Vagiclean · #31

i am willing to saw my fist to make it more close-combat efficient

Anonymous · #32

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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

Its supposed to be an ammusing thread

OH OKAY! Amusing eh?

Okay well then I'll break up the buttfuck fest MetalMelitia and ArrowX were having in the furniture store in the mall, and throw ArrowX's fat ass to the zombies outside thus giving me at least a 2 hour head start while they feed on his bloated body, then when the Outlaw bikers that suddenly show up to loot the mall, I'll use MetalMilita's faggot ass as a goddamn shield in the shoot out. By the time I dump his bullet-ridden corpse I'll be in my V-8 interceptor equipped with rocket launchers and railguns where I easily make my way to an abandoned Military facility.

MetalMilitia · #33

amusing = providing enjoyment; pleasantly entertaining;

Neither of which your post was.

Anonymous · #34

Yes it was fucktard, you and ArrowX got killed in it.

MetalMilitia · #35

ok lemme try...

Madmax was once loitering near an abandoned mine shaft, he fell in and died. The end.

fucktard

Anonymous · #36

Nope. You gotta put some gay references in there and a little story too.

Your way was just boring. :/

Here I'll show you...

MetalMilitia begged ArrowX for sex before they were going to become zombie chow. As the zombies were steadily bashing the door open, ArrowX complied and proceeded to take Melitia's one inch hairless into his mouth. Suffering from premature ajaculation due to the stress of imminent death, Metal released his manseed into ArrowX. Metal then quickly bent over for ArrowX. Time was as short as ArrowX's dick. But alas, no sooner had Arrow slipped his cocktail weiner into Metal's pimple infested ass, the zombies broke in and ate both of those fags. (Literally)

THE END

You're a fucktard.

ArrowX · #37

I'm not fat

I'm in the area of 150-160 Mr Fuckplumber

Heres one.

Mad Max finds himself in a house late one ight with a Rocketlauncher and A Schoolbus with armor welded onto it then out of knowhere is mother who has been dead for a year and a half comes shambling up the front steps only to attempt to eat him to death

. With one Quick shot form his 37 Barrel shotgun he is in awe at why the fat bitch eont die so after taking the next 6 minutes to reload he aims for the head immediately gratified by the bitchs' bloated elephant like husk falling to the ground permenantly. After basking in his triumph he looks up and is in shock, there in a large group are undead familymembers. His cousin who at 18 got pregnant with his baby. Is Aunt who was also is Grandmother, His Sistercousin , and their imbred cohorts. HE retreats to the tool shed for his RPG-7 and Grenade throwing Chainsaw gun to "Take care of buisness." After RE-killing and raping every orrifice on their gooshy bodys he clambers on up to his bus ande heads for the nearest hi density populationcentert in hopes of finding some not so dead family member booty only to be assaulted by redlight district shambling whores. After killing thir pimp with his rocket revolver he exits the bus looking for some action but is furthermore eaten alive while in the act of raping one of the zombie ladies. His last thoughts were Why he couldn;t fuck a REAL Furry.

-THE END!

MetalMilitia · #38

hmm...

The zombie hord had finanlly caught up with mad max, but not before he had achived his final wish.. to recreate the butt fucking anal sex scenes from madmax 1, his favourite film.
There was however one problem with madmax's plan, the only available butt for fucking was that of a 12 year old, decomposeing boy which when fucked was noting but a mooshy mess of cum, blood and decomposed flesh. umm apon seeing this madmax saw the error of his ways and the next morning he was up bright and early. He flung open his windows and shouted to a neigbourhood boy 'you there! what day is it'. 'Tis christmas day sir' came the reply... HE HADN'T MISSED CHRISTMAS AFTERALL!

fucktard

Anonymous · #39

Even in story form I was still cooler than both you fucktards. Hell I was a gun-totin' incestious necrophiliac. You two were just cowardly fags!

This thread is now about zombie porn.

Guitar Woman · #40

Stop changing the subject, max.

MetalMilitia · #41

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Originally Posted by Mad Max

Even in story form I was still cooler than both you fucktards. Hell I was a gun-totin' incestious necrophiliac. You two were just cowardly fags!

This thread is now about zombie porn.

Congrats, you not only fuck your dad, sister and mother but also rotting corpses. Ofcouse that makes you cooler than everyone else. :/

Anonymous · #42

And so Father Spaz was running, with the zombies close behind. Spaz cursed that his pansy ass was so obese. He began to sweat and lose his breath. Until suddenly he collapsed in a heap trying to catch his breath, unfortunately, the zombies caught him instead. BUT these weren't just reagular zombies! They were REDNECK ZOMBIES! And thought Father Spaz had a purty mouth...

Without hesitation the Redneck zombies ripped Spaz's silk flowery dress off and his pink panties, exposing his pale white ass. Spaz couldn't scream, as one of the zombies shoved his rotten cock in his mouth. Then the other zombie, rammed his dick in Spaz's ass. Spaz could feel the maggots crawling up his colin and eating their way through his intestinal track. After the zombies were sated with their unholy lust. A third zombie wearing a gas station attendent pin saying "Bubba" proceeded to skull fuck Spaz through the left eye, puncturing his brain and killing him instantly.

The three zombies ate well that night.

THE END.

ArrowX · #43

Theres a site dedicated to ZOmbie porn

Anonymous · #44

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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

Congrats, you not only fuck your dad, sister and mother but also rotting corpses. Ofcouse that makes you cooler than everyone else. :/

Glad you agree.

You see your story doesn't even count, as it was just a "dream" at the end, so I never really fucked any corpses, plus I'm still alive.

In ArrowX's story, he only had me fucking only female family zombies, (He only mentions females, so I never fucked my Dad's corpse like you claim) so while I'm a sick ass incestious necrophiliac, I'm still not a "regular" fag, which at least makes me more interesting.

This thread is still about zombie porn.

MetalMilitia · #45

Father spaz was masturbateing over anime when some zombies broke down the door and ate him in all his grotesqly overweight entirety. The end.

I rule so much at this story writing business.

ArrowX · #46

I bet mad Max would build a giant pneumatic Dildo Launchar like in Jeepers Creepers two.

MetalMilitia · #47

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You see your story doesn't even count, as it was just a "dream" at the end, so I never really fucked any corpses, plus I'm still alive.

But was it a dream? It is very likely that the ghosts of christmas past present and future really did appear and it wasn't a dream... or that you fucked a corpse, that could also have not been a dream.