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FS · #1

i was like in the food court you know, spittin balls of paper in her hair to get her attention (u know U KNOW), and i was like making those deep groaning noises that retards do but that was mostly to amuse myself, but then sudenly she turned around and started shouting {WHOS SPITTIN DEM BALLZ @ ME} but right then i nailed her in the eye wit one and she BLINKED guys I mean she WINKED @ me u know u know U KNOW

so i think shes in love with me now but what should i do should i kill myself or bang my head agaist the wall what, u know

cause its not gonna work out i know it

guys

guys im crying right here im literally crying

g

guys

u know

Skulhedface · #2

Then maybe you could throw rocks at her.

Maybe one of them could nail her in a particularly vulnerable spot on her body and she'll moan in pain... erm, sexual ecstasy. And believe me, my friend, any time you can make a girl moan, she's all over you.

Mr. Vagiclean · #3

punch yourself in the tits 5 times then click your heels 14 times

Captain Goodtimes · #4

Try Rape, Rape Solves everything.

ThisIsWitty · #5

pimp dat ho

4 realz

adeptninja · #6

woman like doing stuff like laundry and cooking so....just drop your dirty clothes off for her at the mall.

Supafly345 · #7

Put some melted chocolate bars in her folder, then laugh when she opens it. That is probably the best way to let her know you are feeling all these things about her, and if she rolls her eyes then she gets it and you should start following her aroun-- I mean going out with her so everybody knows you are the man. Be sure to leave her loving gifts of tacks on her seat and used gum in her hair, pinch her if she asks you to stop, and give her pet names like "fatty" and "pizzaface." These will help the relationship last longer.

If the relationship progresses to satisfactory, you may even want to trip her at graduation. Then you'll be engaged.

FS · #8

i think id better kill myself tho

hawaiian mage · #9

No no, you got it backwards. Kill everyone else.

The One and Only... · #10

I had a girl wink at me today, and she made that wierd click sound with her tongue.

FS · #11

was she a robot

HickMan · #12

HOLY CRAP YOU JUST GOT TO SECOND BASE LUCKY

Anonymous · #13

Quote:

Originally Posted by FS

was she a robot

Worse, she was AFRICAN :<

HickMan · #14

ick

FS · #15

guys i think she just sent the police 2 my house cause i said id kill her, u know, so shed know how much i care

i think im gonna stand under her bedroom window tonight and whail her name, what do u think

Captain Goodtimes · #16

I think it's just a summer fling.

FS · #17

but its september

FS · #18

its true love i know it fuck you man

FS · #19

ok its never gonna work out im thinking pills or a gun what do u say

DamnthatDavid · #20

If it true love, go for it man, go all the way.
Set the house on fire, and then go rescue her after she passes out from the smoke.
Passing out means she wants you.

The One and Only... · #21

She wasn't African or a robot.

Also, to clarify for HickMan, the only reason fat makes your dick smaller is due to the fact that more fat covers it up. That's why it gets bigger when you lose weight.

mew barios · #22

trust me, i know.

kellychaos · #23

OAO, this whole thread reminds me of your "OMG! She flirted with me on the bus!" thread. I'm not sure if that was the intention but it does bring back fond memories of your first public hazing. You're eating your boogers fight now, aren't you?