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Anonymous · #1

Quote:

From: *FARTINMOWLER*
To: Dr. Boogie
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 5:32 pm
Subject: Is this your site?

http://www.bradstratton.com/FACT/

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If you look really close you can see me in the kettle....

Man, that is just too funny. Most people would be content with just saying that people from the midwest tip cows for fun, but you went above and beyond by finding a website about it. It's a bold move indeed, to do something like that after harping on me about repeatedly making fun of you for being a pathetic loser who never followed through with his promise(s) to leave the boards.

I just couldn't keep this all to myself. I had to share your PM with everyone.

French Guy · #2

YESThat is pretty funny.
I am gonna go eat a block of cheese now
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL :/

LOOK at all my emotions!!

soundtest · #3

i think the conflict between Fartin Mowler and Dr. Boogie is one of the funniest things on this board

Supafly345 · #4

Not particularly skilled at making insults, Fartin panics when he is outsmarted by one or more peoples over ten years younger than he. But being the hoe-totin' lawn-mowlin' agricultural-savvy soldier of the soil that he is, our senior peer plays his trump card that all rednecks in a fury use, and calls somebody else a redneck.
Now just because I am a complete fucking idiot, it looks to me that Fartin has a strong foundation for these monotonous attacks, and I just hope I will continue to be spared from his angst. Regardless that I am still skeptical that being called a cow tipper should be considered offensive.

HickMan · #5

THE TITLE OF THIS THREAD HAS THE WORD FART IN IT

sadie · #6

i think someone's got a crush on the boogieman. :P

Jixby Phillips · #7

Fartin Mowler is amazing.

FartinMowler · #8

Jixby is more amazing.

I'm Flattered yet repulsed and somewhat keenly observant of the fact that I'm not sure why I'm tingly and fuzzy yet excited albeit sometimes I feel like I'm Boogies high school wrestling couch that doesn't really want to grapple with him in front of all his freinds because his mom bought him shorts two sizes two small :/

(Don't be a Doofus Sadie everybody has a crush on you)

except me because I'm married and have two kids and the crushing blow that I will never have sex with a different woman again unless she dies and by that time I will be really old and my wiener will look like an ear

from a botched penis enlarging surgery that will become popular in the future because it can be done at home

Dole · #9

"Boogies high school wrestling couch"

-what an interesting concept...

FartinMowler · #10

Quote:

what an interesting concept

I know the homoerotic overtone thing has been done to death but it seems to keep the homo's happy :/

Matt Harty · #11

I wanna see the friendly PM's he wrote to Boogie.

FartinMowler · #12

Quote:

I wanna see the friendly PM's he wrote to Boogie.

"Dear Mr.Boogie I'm leaving this time for good"

Matt Harty · #13

More like "Man why do we have to fight so much. You know you throw punches at me all the time and no one else. And why do I get banned every time your on, don't you love me?"