First time you saw a Vagina

[camacazio]

Wow.

That's pretty disgusting.

[PonchtheJedi]

I was hanging out with my best friend in her backyard. We were probably playing House or something stupid like that (I liked House ). Right out of the blue she said something like "What do boy's private parts look like". Seriously.

So then I think I said "What do yours look like?". She said if she showed me, I would show her, and I agreed.

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[Matt Harty]

2 months ago.

[Esuohlim]

Kids who read Highlights grow up to be faggots. I'm the exception, of course, but only because I did what Goofus always did. Gallant needed to get laid.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Goofus rules Gallant drools

[Esuohlim]

Nothing I say needs to be verified by the likes of you.

[Jason]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I saw one when I was six or seven. I don't remember what it looked like.

I was hanging out with my best friend in her backyard. We were probably playing House or something stupid like that (I liked House ). Right out of the blue she said something like "What do boy's private parts look like". Seriously.

So then I think I said "What do yours look like?". She said if she showed me, I would show her, and I agreed.

I never showed her though . I still mention the incident sometimes and it pisses her off. She's cute when she's angry.

xD ultimate blackmail.

[maggiekarp]

Yeah, that 8-year-old needed himself a hooker.

I remember the first time I saw a vagina... it was so magical...

then it bit me

[Perndog]

A magazine (CRACKED I think) once did a Goofus and Gallant parody because they thought the boys had been around for too long to be in the same little-kid situations.

"Gallant always carries condoms.

Goofus checks the fridge for some saran-wrap."

[Flynn]

Perndog, I remember reading that. It was actually MAD magazine, if my memory serves me.

[liquidstatik]

I've still never seen one.

[Snatchtastic]

February 6th 1998.

[Esuohlim]

I BET ALL THE WOMEN ON THE BOARD ARE ROLLING EYES AT THIS THREAD

[Dixie]

i'm a woman, kinda, and i wonder what a vagina looks like too. i's scared to look at my own.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Use a mirror, dipshit.

You could also try looking at porno.

[Dixie]

porno's dirty, and like i said i'm scared to look at m own. what if it's ugly?

[Pee Wee Herman]

What if it's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?

I highly disagree with your opinion of porno being dirty.

[Dixie]

you're cute :-P

[Pee Wee Herman]

As a button?

I remember the first time I saw my asshole in the mirror. It blew my mind.

[executioneer]

did you ever severely beat up your high school spanish teacher

-willie

[Dixie]

yes like a button. do you have a fuzzy butt? it seems like most guys do. back to vaginas! from what i've seen in the girl doctor's offices they don't seem very attractive.

[Skulhedface]

Though I don't remember it, I can pinpoint the exact day and time I saw my first vagina.

Roughly about ten seconds after my head was forcibly pushed out of my mother's birth canal. And after that, it took another 17 years.....




But if it matters, I lost my virginity on my 17th birthday, so that is easy to remember as well...

[Pee Wee Herman]

Originally Posted by executioneer

did you ever severely beat up your high school spanish teacher

-willie

Of course.

[Emu]

my german teacher is 3 foot 8 inches tall

[Rev. Danno]

I'm sorry to break this to you all, but most of you who think you've seen a Vagina... well, you haven't...
Let the Rev. Explaine...
Ok, first off, what you see when you look at a naked woman is called the Vulva. It's the Whole Sexual organ.
The Vagina is the part that (unless you have a flash light and tools of the OB/GYN trade... you can buy them from medical supply stores, and fetish shops, also E-bay... but i'd steralize those things) you never see.
The peole who know this stuff have either had medical training, medical fetishes, or are lesbians or feminists.

I think that's what JeanX was trying to inlistrate w/ her drawing...

Oh, yeah... 10/8/90