sspadowsky and VinceZeb- The Meeting! With pics!

[sspadowsky]

Well, I didn't know what to expect when I headed out to St. Louis Mills to meet the man behind the bluster himself, VinceZeb. Little did I know I was in for a whole lot of surprises!

So, without further ado, here's how it went.

I arrived at St. Louis Mills, in front of the movie theater, at 3:08 (took me a few minutes to find a parking spot). As I rounded the corner, I was shocked! There was Vince, waiting to meet, as promised! If you ever wondered what he looks like, that's him over on the left, by the lightpost.

I thought that Warren Moon throwback jersey was going to look lame, but it's pretty cool, isn't it?



I took that picture without thinking, completely forgetting how much he hates having his picture taken! WELL, HIS ANIMOSITY BOILED OVER, SO HE DEMANDED WE GO TO THE PARKING LOT! THINGS NEARLY ERUPTED, BUT, COOLER HEADS PREVAILED, AS I WAS GIVEN YET ANOTHER SHOCK TO MY SYSTEM! ALL OF A SUDDEN, POPPING OUT OF VINCE'S CAR, WAS NONE OTHER THAN- HIS [i]HOT LIL' LATINA GIRLFRIEND! AND SHE SOOTHED HIS INFAMOUS VINCE TEMPER! WOWSERS! SHE'S A LOOKER, ISN'T SHE? AND DON'T THEY MAKE A CUTE COUPLE?



Then he busted out his Catholic Samurai sword, and demonstrated his MAD FAR EEST SKILLZ! BOY, AM I GLAD I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO FISTICUFFS WITH HIM!



And then..... hold on to your hats, ladies and gents.... Here is Vince holding the 100% Gen-yoo-wine SUBMARINE LETTER! By God and by Damn, he was telling the truth the whole time! See for yourselves!



We really wanted to hang out a bit longer, but unfortunately, that damn St. Louis weather turned awfullY sticky.... and very hot.... SUDDENLY VINCE BEGAN TO PANT HEAVILY, AND SWOON, AND HIS SKIN TURNED ALL RED AND SPLOTCHY! OH NO! HE WAS BREAKING OUT INTO THE HIVES! GOOD HEAVENS! I WAS ABLE TO SNAP THIS ONE LAST SHOT BEFORE WE HAD TO HELP HIM TO THE CAR. IT WAS TOUGH, WHAT WITH ALL THE MUSCLE MASS HE PUT ON, BUT WE SOMEHOW MANAGED, AND BEFORE I COULD SAY, "FARE THEE WELL, SWEET SAMURAI," HE WAS BEING RUSHED AWAY TO THE HOSPITAL, PRESUMABLY CONVULSING.




WELL, ALL I CAN SAY IS, I HAD A BLAST IN THE SHORT TIME WE GOT TO HANG OUT! THANKS FOR BEING TRUE TO YOUR WORD AND SHOWING UP! HERE'S TO YOU, VINCE OL' BUDDY! THOSE WACKY JAPANESE AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON YOU!

[Emu]

[mburbank]

That was quite amusing.

Now, let the betting pool begin!

What will Vinths lame ass response be?

I'm putting my money on the simple, predictable "I made you truck your stupid ass over to the mall and like a dumbass you had been done it to there too, so who is the dumbass, you blowing me guy?" He might even gild it with "I sat in my car and watched you be a dumbass, too!"

Here are some other possabilites.
A.) We never hear from him ever again.
B.) He says he didn't show because he was having sex.
C.) He says he didn't show because he was beating up a dumbass.
D.) His Ecuadorian roomate threw him away.
E.) He was on a secret mission he refuses to tell us about.
F.) He was there. Sspad is lieing and took the pictures some other time.
G.) He couldn't go because he's too fat to fit on public transportation.
I.) Like a pussychicken like Vinth was ever going to show. Duh.

[ziggytrix]

J.) He has better things to do than keep his word.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Oh shit, Sspad...that was great!!

[Helm]

He's probably gonna say something about how he didn't want to show up because you said you'd have a camera with you.

[Mockery]

Sam, that ruled! Made my day here at work much better. Thanks for the laughs.

[mburbank]

I think Helm's got it. He'll say that Sam renegged on the deal the moment he said he was bringing a camera after Vinth said it was as bad as fire and would steal his soul.

What a weiner! What is this, the sixth time he's basically dared someone to take him up on something and then failed miserably? Rats in cages learn faster.

[Protoclown]

Sam, that was fucking hilarious!

[AChimp]

Brilliant.

[mburbank]

L.) He'll show up in another thread about a week from now with a single one line comeback. ("Just like a lib. Dumbass."). When questioned, he'll ignore it multiple times and eventually just say he never intended to go and he can't believe we're so obsessed with him we even followed up on it and it just shows he has a life. Then he'll slither under his bed and cry until he falls asleep.

[kahljorn]

Maybe he got in a car accident on the way there, DID ANYONE THINK OF THAT? HE COULD BE HURT AND IN THE HOSPITOL. I've already preordered flowers and a near-death package.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I thought about that. I've already called every hospital, clinic and vet in the area dn they have no fat, greasy, pockmarked douchbags admitted...for any type of accident, auto or autoerotic asphyxiation....

[Brandon]

Beautiful, Sspad.

[kahljorn]

well maybe he's dying on the side of a road or sufffering in a dumpster

Or maybe Sspad really did meet him and killed him with a giant axe.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

maybe....yes, maybe....

or perhaps he's in about 40 pieces in several plastic garbage bags...or maybe he's being raped in a mens room at Denny's....

[Rez]

how long has it been since i laughed at something on i-mockery?
fucking forever, thats what.

hilarious, sspad

[mburbank]

3/26/04 9:29 AM CST

Those Wacky Japanese.....

[Sergeant_Tibbs]

Beyond hilarious.

Edit - Here's what he'll say; you went to the wrong St. Louis Mills or he left after waiting eight minutes.

[FartinMowler]

Doesn't someone have the technology to brighten up and zoom that first picture? that was funny

[Ronnie Raygun]

Vince needs to respond.

If he just ditched, that's pretty shitty.

[Miss Modular]

Sspad, you really should've titled this thread "Neal Boortz is a fucking pussy."

[ArrowX]

awesome

[glowbelly]

vinny missed out.

sspad is one of the coolest cats in the neighborhood.

oh yeah, this was funny.

[Dole]

ha, nice one sspad! Hopefu;;y it was something serious and dismembering that prevented vinth from attending.