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Old Mar 16th, 2010, 04:01 PM       
OK, so I'm 22 years old, I'm still living with my parents in Texas, I'm fat and ugly with especially bad teeth (i should have gotten braces but I never did), and I work at Wal-Mart as floor maintenance. I don't smoke, drink, do drugs and have no interest in sex at all (I don't like it when people touch me). I have an unhealthy obsession with Pikachu (though not in a sexual way) and I blow most of my money on useless crap instead of saving up for college and my own place like I SHOULD be doing. Also I am a Mac user.

So now when you want to flame me, you have material to do it with.
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Old Mar 16th, 2010, 04:39 PM       
nope, not gonna' do it
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Old Mar 16th, 2010, 05:56 PM       
Fill out the form that is on the first page of this thread, Kitsunexus. And makes sure that it is done on the right paper.
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Old Mar 16th, 2010, 09:26 PM       
He should have done this a long time ago.
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Old Mar 16th, 2010, 10:51 PM       
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Old Mar 20th, 2010, 05:17 PM       
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Old Mar 22nd, 2010, 11:44 AM       
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You missed the sarcasm? WTF, man, I'm the target of it and even I FRICKING UNDERSTOOD THAT. Either he's really bad at conveying tone, or you need to, y'know, use this Internet thing more often.

Also, don't say you were being sarcastic too because that's a cheap and easy way out and YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2010, 11:46 AM       
What internet have you been on lately
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Old Mar 22nd, 2010, 11:47 AM       
He's about to cry again.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2010, 11:48 AM       
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What internet have you been on lately
The one that's fucking slow as shit despite buying the high-speed package.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2010, 11:49 AM       
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He's about to cry again.
Yeah, but this time I'm going to go FULL EMO and cry while writing really bad poetry. Think you could give me some pointers?

Sorry for the double post. >_<
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Old Mar 22nd, 2010, 11:56 AM       
Your ignorance is showing again.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2010, 12:02 PM       
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Your ignorance is showing again.
This is the nature of the human race. XD
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Old Mar 22nd, 2010, 12:34 PM       
Were you talking about ME being sarcastic? I was being fucking serious.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2010, 12:53 PM       
I was laughing at Z.

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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 07:16 PM       
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OK, so I'm 22 years old, I'm still living with my parents in Texas, I'm fat and ugly with especially bad teeth (i should have gotten braces but I never did), and I work at Wal-Mart as floor maintenance. I don't smoke, drink, do drugs and have no interest in sex at all (I don't like it when people touch me). I have an unhealthy obsession with Pikachu (though not in a sexual way) and I blow most of my money on useless crap instead of saving up for college and my own place like I SHOULD be doing. Also I am a Mac user.

So now when you want to flame me, you have material to do it with.
Oh dear. You should have stopped at "I'm 22 years old," son. You're never getting out of here in one piece now.

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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 09:45 AM       
What the Hell, I'll play along.

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where are you at?- Virginia
how did you find out about this site?-Not sure, I think it was a random Google search
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Too hard to choose..
why did you start posting-I'm a glutton for punishment
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fav. movie-Grosse Pointe Blank
Fav. Video Game-Doom 2
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 10:59 AM       
Welcome, Chris. Chances are that this is your first and last post.
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 12:05 PM       
You guys are in for a world of painfully awesome goodness! ^.^
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 12:24 PM       
BEAT IT GUYS, IT'S THE COPS!
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 01:18 PM       
He gets points for filling out the form.
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 06:46 PM       
Don't worry Chris! I'll draw their fire!
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 08:48 PM       
sheva!
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