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Old May 25th, 2004, 10:39 PM        it's a not so beautiful day in this neighborhood


i have decided that we have to move out of this semi-ghetto we are living in

today is quiet, which is normal because yesterday wasn't. it switches back and forth. yesterday i listened to my neighbors scream at each other for 2.5 hours straight. apparently the boy is a cheating beyotch and the girl ain't stupid. then the dogs next door got beat until they yelped and that made me cry because i am slightly in love with their husky

i am not looking forward to tomorrow. i imagine the other neighbors will get drunk, set off fireworks and then fight about how the husband beats the kids, while the wife screams, the mother-in-law laughs and the 3 year old stands in the middle of the street dodging traffic
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Old May 25th, 2004, 10:46 PM       
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Old May 25th, 2004, 10:59 PM       
It is like that everywhere, i live in a small town mountian town and i still hear shouting from neighboors. Of course its more like white trash yelling. One time late at night there were these two people fighting about how the woman cant stand the guys friends. So i stuck my head out the window and told them to shut up cuz i was trying to sleep.

they told me to fuck off.
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Old May 25th, 2004, 11:07 PM       
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Old May 25th, 2004, 11:54 PM       
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Old May 26th, 2004, 12:09 AM       
Mr. Rocket knows nothing about "small mountain towns" i bet my town is both smaller and more mountainy
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Old May 26th, 2004, 12:15 AM       
oh man get on out of there glowbelly that place sounds rotten

i know what it is like because i grew up in a set of apartments nicknamed "felon flats" : (
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Old May 26th, 2004, 12:25 AM       
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Mr. Rocket knows nothing about "small mountain towns" i bet my town is both smaller and more mountainy
My town is popular for being the town next to the town where gold was discovered that started the gold rush. it sucks here.
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Old May 26th, 2004, 12:32 AM       
I thought that was the typical american town. You mean it's not liek that in other places?
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Old May 26th, 2004, 12:42 AM       
Well, gold can't have been discovered everywhere.
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Old May 26th, 2004, 01:29 AM       
People can be a little fuzzy on exactly WHERE it was. I've been to a bunch of towns full of folks claiming it was there.
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Old May 26th, 2004, 01:39 AM       
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Mr. Rocket knows nothing about "small mountain towns" i bet my town is both smaller and more mountainy
My town is popular for being the town next to the town where gold was discovered that started the gold rush. it sucks here.
My town is popular for having a big fire happen by it
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Old May 26th, 2004, 01:42 AM       
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People can be a little fuzzy on exactly WHERE it was. I've been to a bunch of towns full of folks claiming it was there.
no seriously, this is where it happened. All the history books claim it was found in Coloma, where Sutters Mill is, which is next to hangtown (now known as Placerville) which is the next town over to my shit hole of a town.
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Old May 26th, 2004, 04:21 AM       
A lot can be said about an extra $150-$200 in rent. ive been there and seen that movie, and dont care to be in that "theatre" again
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Old May 26th, 2004, 06:31 AM       
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Old May 26th, 2004, 07:23 AM       
there's also a lot to be said for saving as much money as we can right now so we can buy a house.

it's just depressing sometimes. the neighborhood has so much potential, but it seems like nobody gives a shit. i'm a huge advocate of the initiative here to save these neighborhoods and try to turn them into something great, but i'm seriously ready to move to the country where my nearest neighbor is at least a mile away.
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Old May 26th, 2004, 07:43 AM       
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Old May 26th, 2004, 11:10 AM       
Ed Gein lived out in the sticks.

Seriously, though, I'm sorry. All I can say is that later in life these will make great stories, and I speak from experience. Hang in there, baby, save those pennies and find a place you love.
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Old May 26th, 2004, 11:24 AM       
I also live in a mountain town famous for having a fire happen by it
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Old May 26th, 2004, 11:42 AM       
I live in a big city famous for making computer shit

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Old May 26th, 2004, 11:42 AM       
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Old May 26th, 2004, 12:01 PM       
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Old May 26th, 2004, 01:11 PM       
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Old May 26th, 2004, 03:42 PM       
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Old May 26th, 2004, 03:51 PM       
My town is so very fucked up The other day me and a friend were approached by a pedophile who went on for about 15-20 minutes about a coffee can that he found under a barrel in the woods. Then later that day we saw a canoe tied to a bike rack. Then to top it off a guy with a remote controll wheelchair.

The people who used to live next door to me were scary. One time the Husband chased the daughter and wife outside with a gun because they accidentally broke a window. About a week after that the husband threatened to beat me to death with a pipe because I asked to come over and play with Is puppy
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