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Old Jul 6th, 2003, 05:30 AM        Nervousness leads to mishaps
Last week, at work, I was walking up to this drop dead gorgeous sales person lady who's sitting behind her desk. I took one of candy out of the bowl on the counter of her desk then asked what her favorite candy was.
"Blow Pops" she says.
"So you like blow jobs? I like a good blow job...escpecially the cherry kind."

She got me good.
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Old Jul 6th, 2003, 07:31 AM       
you actually said that didn't you?
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Old Jul 6th, 2003, 10:26 AM       
Let me just say this, I'm extremely lucky she wasn't a total bitch, otherwise she would've sued, but she didn't.
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Old Jul 6th, 2003, 12:54 PM       
Did you say blow jobs on purpose or did it just slip out?
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Old Jul 6th, 2003, 01:56 PM       
It just slipped out. I mean, what was a girl supposed to expect from a guy's reaction if she's going to say 'blow pops' while she's wearing ruby red lipsticks and a sexy blouse? I just turned numbed and lost control of every bit of my own mechanism. I bet, in a way, she did it intentionally to set me up for my own humility.
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Old Jul 6th, 2003, 02:10 PM       
Poor Geggy.
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Old Jul 6th, 2003, 03:02 PM       
You should rape her. From the sound of what she looks like, she's ASKING for it.
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Old Jul 6th, 2003, 05:57 PM       
When Fatty says that, i imagine the little russian-dance fellow in his sig saying that while dancing. LOL.
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 12:11 PM       
the Russian Dance fellow in FS' sig is former president Gorbatsjov (sp?)
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 04:26 AM       
do you mean Gorbachev? :/

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Old Jul 9th, 2003, 05:07 PM       
maybe, don't know how to spell his name.

Anyhoo, you can tell by that giant birthmark on his head.
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Old Jul 9th, 2003, 05:14 PM       
The only way to spell is name is in kyrillic letters, anything in the Latin alphabet will just be an interpretation. I think it's usually spelled Gorbachev in England and the US, while most Western Euroepean countires write Gorbatsjov.

If memory serves me right, that is from Zangief's ending in SFII.
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Old Jul 12th, 2003, 10:10 AM       
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yes, poor me. I've been going through celibacy for the past 3 months now and I'm going insane. I haven't even found a summer romance for this summer. Somebody help. I'm afraid of ending up like one of you.
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Old Jul 12th, 2003, 11:54 AM       
then you clearly haven't realized that you've falen in our trap already, because, see, by posting here you have already become one of us AND SEALED YOUR FATE!!!! HHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHahahhhaahhahahahaahahahahhahahhaahahahahahahahahhahaaaahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaaaaa..........
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