I found it.
After all of that searching, I find it deep in the backseat of my friends truck. Now I can understand if when I called the day I lost it they said they didn't find it, because they were 40 minutes away. I wouldn't wanna drive all the way back down to give someone a wallet, but i'd pretend it turned up afterwards or something.
No, I asked the day I lost it, and once they came home. They said they'd checked the truck 3 times. Then I went over his house planning on asking to search the truck myself, but I felt stupid for not believing them the first time so I accused them of stealing my wallet instead.
So yesterday they picked me up, and I said "lemme just check once myself, but I know you guys checked."
They rolled there eyes, and I pushed my hand down in the seat I was sitting on and felt the fucking thing
right there.
My friends excuse was "We seriously checked, we found all kinds of make up and crap, I must have thought your wallet was part of a seat belt."
Needless to say I was angry, but too relieved to lay a beating on my buddies.