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Crying Baby Jesus · #1

stupidest person alive award goes to
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/50reasons.html

glowbelly · #2

Seven Force · #3

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Originally Posted by Crying Baby Jesus

stupidest person alive award goes to
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/50reasons.html

I'll agree with Arrow X/CBJ.

That list was pointless and was a waste of my time.

Seven Force · #4

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The Matrix: Reconsidered, 4

You've worked as a policeman your whole life, protecting the innocent, enforcing the law. You retire with honors, then take a job as a security guard, working the metal detector on the ground floor of a skyscraper in order to help pay for your wife's arthritis medication. You're sitting there, on a slow day, reading your newspaper, when a girl walks in wearing a trenchcoat. She issues no demands, no warnings, no "freeze" or "drop your gun." She just tears you in half with a spray of machine-gun fire, then does cartwheels along the walls while killing all your friends.

Somewhere, faintly, you can hear a theater audience cheering.

The story of my life.

Seven Force · #5

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Bigotry

Eminem is famous for rampant anti-Semitism. His recent hit Without Me complains "...well the FCZ won't let me be," apparently referring to the Founder's Conspiracy of Zionists, a supposed secret jewish mind-control plot often mentioned in Neo-Nazi literature. Why doesn't somebody take him to task on this?

I think Eminem was talking about the FCC, the Federal Communications....something. This guy is an idiot.

Bass · #6

Federal Communications Commission

Seven Force · #7

Right, thanks.

Well, good night.

Anonymous · #8

I think this list might be sarcastic, guys!

Bass · #9

I'm pretty sure we all realize that it's sarcastic. I think the greater point was that it just wasn't very funny, and a waste of time.

Anonymous · #10

I think you might be sarcastic, guys!

Anonymous · #11

You also have to keep in mind that CBJ is retarded.

pjalne · #12

I thought it was funny. Not as funny as ArrowX thinking the list was for real, but funny.

executioneer · #13

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The Matrix: Reconsidered, 4

You've worked as a policeman your whole life, protecting the innocent, enforcing the law. You retire with honors, then take a job as a security guard, working the metal detector on the ground floor of a skyscraper in order to help pay for your wife's arthritis medication. You're sitting there, on a slow day, reading your newspaper, when a girl walks in wearing a trenchcoat. She issues no demands, no warnings, no "freeze" or "drop your gun." She just tears you in half with a spray of machine-gun fire, then does cartwheels along the walls while killing all your friends.

Somewhere, faintly, you can hear a theater audience cheering.

rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead

FS · #14

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Propaganda.

The Elves, clearly the most advanced and wise species, are also clearly gay.

BIFF

the_dudefather · #15

"Why couldn't Bilbo have been played by Vin Diesel?"

this guy is so lame

Anonymous · #16

That comment about the black bars really steamed me, too! I mean, HELLO, it's called "letterboxing!!!!"

pjalne · #17

A girl from my flatmate's town thought for years that tv stations aired movies with black bars because they couldn't afford to buy the whole movie.

Anonymous · #18

I am really amazed on a consistant basis at how stupid most people are :<

MetalMilitia · #19

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Originally Posted by pjalne

A girl from my flatmate's town thought for years that tv stations aired movies with black bars because they couldn't afford to buy the whole movie.

Jeanette X · #20

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Originally Posted by Crying Baby Jesus

stupidest person alive award goes to
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/50reasons.html

It's all a joke, you idiot.

sadie · #21

thanks for the link to a cool new place.

Goldensoldier · #22

People should make websites that have meaning. real meaning, i mean sure those are fun to laugh at, but thats if you were 8 years old or something. I think those sites are only good if your high but other than that, there a waste of time. :/

ziggytrix · #23

People should make posts that have meaning. real meaning, i mean sure those are fun to laugh at, but thats if you were 8 years old or something. I think those posts are only good if your high but other than that, there a waste of time. :/