Cheap Zombie Skin out of Eggs?

[DamnthatDavid]

Bored with my jobless existance, I try all types of new things.
I read an article in the local paper that eggyolk does wonders for the skin. My skin on my face has been dry lately, so I tried it out.

I applied the yellow goo to my skin, and waited.
5 minutes into the "cure" the eggyolk started hardening.
10 minutes, and it felt like I coated my face with quick dry cement.
I flexed my face in front of a mirror. And Behold! It cracked and started flaking like hell. Reminding me of cheap zombie skin. But yellow.

Now, I started thinking, add some paint into the mix, Greens and blues, and browns, you might just have some nasty looking green, blue, and brown peeling skin instead. It will be worth the try.

[pjalne]

I think they used that gross film on the inside of an eggshell to dim Tor Johnson's eyes in Plan 9 From Outer Space. I'm pretty sure you can find everything you need to make a zombie movie inside an egg, so you can all stop sending money to Rog now.

[ProfessorCool]

hahaha

Too bad eggyolk is gonna appear in this thread and regail us with a joke "SOOO DAVID YOU WANT ME ON YOUR FACE, THATS KINDA GAY "

[DamnthatDavid]

Saddly, yes I know. But for the good of all those who wish to make a Zombie movie, then I must deal with his idiotic remarks.

Carpe Cranium.

[Terra]

If you put egg WHITE on your face, you'll actually shrink your head. Did you know that?

If you BATHE in egg white you'll come out looking like Mini Me.

Just a tidbit of info.

[Matt Harty]

Originally Posted by Terra

Just a tidbit of info.

That isn't needed.

[Terra]

Nothing around here is.......

[Supafly345]

Just where you are.