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Old Mar 21st, 2005, 01:15 AM        Small little buttholes
I hooked up with this girl recently who said - "If you ever call me, you should know that this is my favorite." And then she put my weiner on her butthole. Granted, there was fabric and zippers and buttons in between the two, but this was my first run in with somebody liking anal sex.

I decided to touch her butthole later because I was drunk and it was really tiny and I didn't like it.
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Old Mar 21st, 2005, 01:18 AM       
That is both gross and cool.

See if she is into throatbanging and you got yourself a whorebag!
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Old Mar 21st, 2005, 12:12 PM       
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Old Mar 21st, 2005, 12:31 PM       
Maybe she just meant from behind, not up the shitter
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Old Mar 21st, 2005, 01:12 PM       
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I can't get over how much I want to punch this guy.
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Old Mar 21st, 2005, 04:56 PM       
my buddy told me a story about a chick who liked anal...uncool she put it in her mouth after it had been in her shitter
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Old Mar 21st, 2005, 07:18 PM       
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I can't get over how much I want to punch this guy.
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Old Mar 21st, 2005, 09:03 PM       
girls dont have a prostate, i cant imagine why any girl would like anal sex.
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Old Mar 21st, 2005, 09:05 PM       
All this talk of butholes and prostates is making me feel uneasy.
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Old Mar 21st, 2005, 10:38 PM       
Dunno, my ex liked it better.

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY WAY SHE COULD FEEL ANYTHING AM I RIGHT GUYS
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Old Mar 21st, 2005, 11:00 PM       
It's not that bad. :/
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Old Mar 22nd, 2005, 02:42 AM       
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girls dont have a prostate, i cant imagine why any girl would like anal sex.
the whole region down there shares the same bundle of nerves, so sometimes you've got to bump around a bit until you find a really good one. sometimes the best ones are most accessible through the rectum. hope that clears things up!
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Old Mar 22nd, 2005, 01:32 PM       
particularily, only the shared 'wall' of the vaginal and rectal cavity share the same nerves. However, the whole area is laced with sensitive nerve endings. But so is the sole of one's foot. Not all of them are herotogenous, all I'm saying.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2005, 02:16 PM       
It's all personal preference. Some people like S&M, some don't. Some like bondage, some don't. Get over it, in all honesty it's not that gross if she keeps her ass clean.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2005, 02:24 PM       
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particularily, only the shared 'wall' of the vaginal and rectal cavity share the same nerves. However, the whole area is laced with sensitive nerve endings. But so is the sole of one's foot. Not all of them are herotogenous, all I'm saying.
if that was strictly true only stimulation of the anterior rectal wall would cause sexual response.

http://anatomy.uams.edu/anatomyhtml/...&perineum.html

the bulbocavernosus and ischiocavernosus muscles are served by the perineal branch of the pudendal nerve as are the internal and external anal sphincters. this is why people's assholes clench when they're cumming.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2005, 03:05 PM       
I am bested by your ass mastery. Congratulations.

"encircles the anal canal"
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Old Mar 22nd, 2005, 04:03 PM       
Shipwreck knows the most about this.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2005, 05:09 PM       
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Old Mar 22nd, 2005, 07:18 PM       
it's obscene how not funny you are.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 12:23 PM        Re: Small little buttholes
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I hooked up with this girl recently who said - "If you ever call me, you should know that this is my favorite." And then she put my weiner on her butthole. Granted, there was fabric and zippers and buttons in between the two, but this was my first run in with somebody liking anal sex.

I decided to touch her butthole later because I was drunk and it was really tiny and I didn't like it.
you would prefer a giant butthole? maybe with paper stuck to it and hair?
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 04:38 PM       
I just had a visual of Buttzilla attacking Tokyo, knocking over power lines and ... meh ... nevermind. :/
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 06:44 PM       
The tighter the butthole, the better the anal. Or so I suspect.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 07:18 PM       
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Old Mar 24th, 2005, 12:40 AM       
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Old Mar 24th, 2005, 03:59 AM       
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