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Old Nov 7th, 2006, 05:53 PM        We should make clever, terse insults and share them!
I used to insult people by throwing out words I knew they didn't understand, usually having nonsensical results. But it was fun! One example I remember, I think, was "dactylic haberdasher".

But earlier I realized that a good one would be "coprophagous fomite", which I really like now. The more obtuse, the better, I say. We should all share ours for future reference! Like, "halitosis-laden gong farmer".
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Old Nov 7th, 2006, 07:10 PM       
How about,get bent you pompous tie spinning curly haired pipe smoking tea bagging, how many years have you been in College? yuppie piece of educated poop.
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Old Nov 7th, 2006, 07:11 PM       
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Old Nov 7th, 2006, 07:15 PM       
Thanks Seth I've been holding that in for a few years...
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Old Nov 7th, 2006, 07:17 PM       
that wasn't very terse
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 12:23 AM       
Fartin!!! I sang to you, don't you remember??
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 08:40 AM       
"Your mom's a fag"

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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 02:56 PM       
"Piss off, you bloody sod."
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 03:10 PM       
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 03:46 PM       
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 03:58 PM       
You carpetbagging haberdasher.
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 04:09 PM       
Savage cuntley is my favorite
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 05:44 PM       
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 06:54 PM       
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 07:11 PM       
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 07:51 PM       
Uh, goths may think that is hard to understand and terse, but its just silly.
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 08:26 PM       
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Old Nov 9th, 2006, 06:05 AM       
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Old Nov 9th, 2006, 07:33 AM       
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Old Nov 9th, 2006, 10:16 AM       
terse (tûrs)
adj. ters·er, ters·est
Brief and to the point; effectively concise: a terse one-word answer.

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Old Nov 9th, 2006, 10:57 AM       
If you're going to insult somebody, chances are you think they're an idiot, so why insult them with words they'd have to look up in a dictionary? Insult them with something that they'll understand right there on the spot so you can have the pleasure of watching them cry before your very eyes, rather than when they get back home and look up what you said on dictionary.com. I'm not saying don't be creative with your insults; I just think that coming off like some thesaurus-hugging, holier-than-thou, supreme douche from Harvard can be just as bad as coming off as a toothless, uneducated, moonshine-swillin' redneck from the hills. In other words: find a nice middle ground.
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Old Nov 9th, 2006, 11:58 AM       
Strong words coming from a boorish insipid gibbon!
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Old Nov 9th, 2006, 12:05 PM       
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Old Nov 9th, 2006, 12:06 PM       
Insulting people is so gay!! You're all so gay for doing this...

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