NEW MINIMOCK: Movies and TV Shows Make Shitty Games!

[Mockery]

Pjalne makes his minimock debut with this piece all about just how bad movies and tv shows can get when people attempt to turn them into video games. Expect to see more from Pjalne in the not too distant future.

"MOVIES AND TV SHOWS MAKE SHITTY GAMES!" by Pjalne:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/MovieGames

Enjoy!

-RoG-

[James]

Well this just steps all over the Minimock I was doing.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Well, this is the opposite of this. It's not a shitty game or a movie. KARATE KID! That movie and/or game had it all, even a Chinese guy! That kicked ass. The sequels sucked.

[CastroMotorOil]

I thought it was pretty fucking funny. I especially loved the Mike Tyson's Punch Out Movie Poster. Casting Carl Winslow as doc is sheer genius. I would go to see that movie. And on the subject of carl winslow i believe that in Die Hard his character IS Carl Winslow and not whatever name they give him in the movie.

[pjalne]

Originally Posted by Jamesman

Well this just steps all over the Minimock I was doing.

You were doing one on the same subject?!

[Cap'n Crunch]

I agree, this mini-mock was funny.

[pjalne]

Originally Posted by Zorak790

I thought it was pretty fucking funny. I especially loved the Mike Tyson's Punch Out Movie Poster. Casting Carl Winslow as doc is sheer genius. I would go to see that movie. And on the subject of carl winslow i believe that in Die Hard his character IS Carl Winslow and not whatever name they give him in the movie.

Selected filmography from imdb:

Wolfen (1981) .... Morgue Attendant
Ghost Busters (1984) (as Reggie VelJohnson) .... Jail Guard
Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins (1985) .... Ambulance Driver
Die Hard (1988) (as Reginald Veljohnson) .... Sgt. Al Powell
Plain Clothes (1988) .... Captain Graff
Turner & Hooch (1989) .... Det. David Sutton
"Family Matters" (1989) TV Series .... Carl Otis Winslow
Jury Duty: The Comedy (1990) (TV) .... Judge
Die Hard 2 (1990) .... Sgt. Al Powell
One of Her Own (1994) (TV) .... Detective Bob Hymes

Spot a pattern?

[James]

I was thinking about doing something about movies and video games. Not that it matters though. I doubt I'd ever be a part of the I-Mockery team. I was just being a fussy bitch.

Moving on, this piece isn't all that bad. The poster really is fucking hilarious.

[pjalne]

[James]

One more thing:

"I have to admit I haven't seen the RE movie (which many people seem to like)..."

Rog doesn't really count as "many people." I was considering writing a review for the movie in the Movie forum, but I ended up having 2 pages of hateful rant before I got 10 minutes into the movie's story.

[pjalne]

You'll have to ask the webmaster himself about that one

[Mockery]

Hahaha, RE is the best video game movie ever made. True, that's not saying much, but it still rocks. It just needed more gore (a la' Romero) and it would have been a truly great movie. Still, I loved the music, and I loved the way it was shot. Sure as hell was better than Mortal Kombat and Super Marios Bros.

And the Punchout poster was my favorite part of the piece too.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I think The Wizard should have been a video game. The Power-Glove is so bad!

[pjalne]

I have to this day not been able to see the Wiz. It was never released here, and the only DVD is in German. But so was also the SMB movie until recently, and now it'll be out on R1 in a couple of weeks. So who knows?

[Rongi]

This is going to sound redundant, but my favorite part was the poster .

[Cap'n Crunch]

I think the best part in the movie is when Lucas kicked Rad Racer's ass with the Power-Glove.

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by pjalne

I have to this day not been able to see the Wiz. It was never released here, and the only DVD is in German. But so was also the SMB movie until recently, and now it'll be out on R1 in a couple of weeks. So who knows?

Yeah, a lot of people want them to release The Wizard on DVD, but I've yet to hear anything about it. Bastards. :/

[Cap'n Crunch]

I saw a on-line petition to get it on DVD. You can still buy it on VHS, but I can't find it anywhere.

[pjalne]

http://www.amazon.de/exec/obidos/ASI...066323-5856509

So close, but yet...

[Cap'n Crunch]

Does it have the option to turn it into English?

[pjalne]

Nope. It does have a spiffy new English title, though.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Yeah, why the hell does it have the title in English? The new title Joy Stick Heroes makes it sound like a porno.

[MrAdventure]

I liked the piece, but I have to say that I expected to see...

Bill & Ted's Excellent Video Game Adventure

[Cap'n Crunch]

That game was the WORST ONE EVER! I didn't even know what the hell was going on in that game. There are pleanty of sucky ass video games from movies. You should make a sequel.

[pjalne]

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

Yeah, why the hell does it have the title in English? The new title Joy Stick Heroes makes it sound like a porno.

This happens in Norway too. Gleaming the Cube is called Skate or Die, Miss Congineality is Called Miss Undercover, and Saving Silverman is called Evil Woman, just to name a few.

The Danish are worse, though. Over there Cruel Intentions is called Sex Games, Heathers is called Fatal Attraction, and Die Hard With a Vengeance is called - wait for it - Die Hard Mega Hard.