Arts & Crafts : Goth's new belt

[pyroguy97]

Ingredients:
atleast 1 hampster the more the merrier
30 cases of razor blades if you wish add more
a virgin lover's preserved flesh atleast 3 feet

First U have to wrap the flesh around your waist to get the length
Now, shove a hampster
Now, slit your wrist to make sure the blade is sharp
If they are put them in and outside of the flesh(you wnant deep slits of agony)
If you have the urge get another hampster (the first may have suffocated by now
Now that you are pleasured buy a pewter clip put it on the flesh use it as a buckle.
Wear it proud and finish raping the other gerbils.

Enjoy the belt and yourwelcome for this awesome adornment.

[executioneer]

SHUT UP POLL FACE

-willie