Hi, I'm new

[Les Waste]

Captain Bubba gave me a great idea! I think I'll make a comic about cale, although he doesn't deserve the attention and the lavish fame my comic will bring him throughout the hobosexual community.

I might as well, since I need to open photoshop to finish making the Sitcom Super Pals (Latka from Taxi has a freeze ray :hat) and my photoshopped rendition of this:
http://pub82.ezboard.com/ftheadultsw...cID=2251.topic

See Cale? With that link, I just made your thread infinitely better than ever could have, which is why you should be polishing my knob in appreciation.

[HickMan]

Oh goodness, not another gay hater.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Originally Posted by Chojin

yeah. crunch will walk you home. you can keep him there as long as you like, too.

You got me there.

[Esuohlim]

CALE, FANCY A LITTLE AURAL SECKS?

[CaptainBubba]

Thank god for Les Waste. I was resorting to "Cliff Yabonski hates you" images to make my crappy comic, which I'll now delete thanks to Les.

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by Cale

Bah, I heard your crazy and write shit about animals all the time. I don't care about your opinons, Tell it to greenpeace sister.

My bonobo pal suggests you try to get laid more often, it might make you feel less onery.

[HickMan]

Thas' a funny monkey animal godess.

[Anonymous]

that would have been a lot funnier if you hadn't captioned that image

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Originally Posted by Chojin

shut up ^^;;

no.

[Anonymous]

eek!! i wasn't talking to you ^.^

my apologies ^^;;

[AChimp]

Fuck.

YOU'RE WIFFLES.

[Triad-Brother Fu]

Oh why oh why? Mr. Cale, what the fucking are you? Blind? You cannot reading Rules and you cannot paying protection money? You are so Fu-king stupid. Without protection money from Triad, you look like Stale Chow Mein. Now triad making you crispy!!! Only for $20 a month.

Or buddah, may frown apon you. And you wake up and can't get out of bed. Because various mockers stapled your skin onto the mattress.

Peace and Harmony
Brother Fu

[HickMan]

Who the hell are you?

[Les Waste]

WORK OF ART

[liquidstatik]

OMG ROFLMAOX x 45.6 SECKS PLZ NO LUB I LIK HARDCORE KTHNX!!!11

[hobo]

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

OMG ROFLMAOX x 45.6 SECKS PLZ NO LUB I LIK HARDCORE KTHNX!!!11

WTF.

....good stuff how long did that take you? the weight thing reminds me of a movie

[Les Waste]

anybody who thinks I ripped that off from a movie suffers from chronic mongoloidism, as some "movie" did not do it first. It is a cliche, brought into the culture from actual muscle-building products.

None of you fucks remember the skinny guy getting sand kicked in his face at the beach and having his girl stolen by the muscle-bound fag who goes home that night and attaches weights on strings to his arms and the next day is bulging with muscles and now he's the NEW king of the beach, bitch.



YOU HEAR THAT CHIMP?! CHRONIC MONGOLOIDISM

[hobo]

...not what i was thinking of but ok you get all the credit

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by Les Waste

YOU HEAR THAT CHIMP?! CHRONIC MONGOLOIDISM

Thats a tad redundant, seeing as mongoloidism (more properly know as Down's Syndrome) is a life long condition, and is thus, always chronic.

[The Retro Kat]

Cale, are you uncomfortable all the time? Do you hate sitting down because of those pesky stitches in your anus? You should have not put it in so deep.

[Esuohlim]

CHRONIC BITCH

[Les Waste]

Originally Posted by Jeanette X

Thats a tad redundant, seeing as mongoloidism (more properly know as Down's Syndrome) is a life long condition, and is thus, always chronic.

That was the joke

[Jixby Phillips]

I'm quite impressed with this newbie. He's got spunk.

[CaptainBubba]

Why aren't people praising Les Waste's genious? Cretins.

I actually laughed out loud at that. Almost nothing on the internet or T.V can do that to me.

[Mike]

Here here. Same with me. PRAISE TO BOBO!