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Schimid · #1

Hey, fools.

My school needs an idea for a play that we're gonna do next Spring.

I know some of you are the artsy-fartsy type and if you wanna do me a big favor and maybe get some exposure or something gay could you make something? ;(

The thing is, you've got a whole year and just about no restrictions--nothing too risque, no smoking, no drinking. That's it.

It can be about anything. ANYTHING, really.

GO :o

EDIT - Just to clarify, this thread is serious.

Emu · #2

You could do whatever they based The Breakfast Club off of and use the library :/

ProfessorCool · #3

A boy cuts out his hamstring to avoid going to war, so they goverment decides to enlist the hamstring instead of him. It's called "not without my Hamstring" You can use your schools meat for the hamstring.

Schimid · #4

What's weird is that the beginning of that actually doesn't sound too bad.

ArrowX · #5

A Farewell to Arms or Rosemarys Baby

Cap'n Crunch · #6

Charlie Brown Flag Day.

Rongi · #7

DIE HARD

Mike · #8

Stage the Southpark ep where the people have asses instead of heads. That would be high-larious.

ArrowX · #9

I'm pointing the "11" toward you now mike

That probably the stupidest South Park episode I've ever seen....wich reminds me south park's on right now!

Comrade Rocket · #10

ROBOTS

seriously, anything with Robots

DamnthatDavid · #11

Mix the story of Romeo and Juliet with Ceaser.

Drev · #12

It's New York, post-Apocalypse. Hordes of giant mutants were the cause. You and a group of rag-tag punks are the only resistance. Your weapon: A giant robot with a variety of arsenel, and strangly enoug, the robot looks like Al Sharpton.

Mike · #13

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Originally Posted by ArrowX

I'm pointing the "11" toward you now mike

"11"? What? Start making sense please.

mburbank · #14

1.) Where is your school?

2.) What size cast are they talking about?

3.) When you say anything, what do you mean? Is this a private school? is the drama department really experimental, and given a lot of latitude?

4.) Is the director and adult or a kid? Do they have experience? ave they done good stuff in previous years?

5.) Are they speciffically looking for original material?

Schimid · #15

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Originally Posted by mburbank

1.) Where is your school?

2.) What size cast are they talking about?

3.) When you say anything, what do you mean? Is this a private school? is the drama department really experimental, and given a lot of latitude?

4.) Is the director and adult or a kid? Do they have experience? ave they done good stuff in previous years?

5.) Are they speciffically looking for original material?

1. Anne Arundel County, Maryland.

2. As big as you want, we have a ton of people.

3. By anything, I literally mean anything. The drama department is willing to do absolutely anything within the school guidelines...those are, no smoking, drinking, excessive cussing...stuff like that.

4. The director is a teacher at the school and has a ton of experience.

5. Yes, everything must be completely original--I actually like the idea of the beginning of Cool's story, weird as it sounds. I suggested it as a joke today and someone piped up saying it was good...but since the patriotism is lacking, we probably wouldn't be allowed to. Serious.

Cap'n Crunch · #16

A young boy strives to be a ballerina, but is shot down from his dreams from bullies. He must overcome these obsticals and be the biggest faggot the school has ever seen.

Spastic Colon · #17

Do some of Burbank's "My wild life" episodes.

Oh wait, do this instead. Barbie shaves her head and joins the marines but must face the tension of being the only single female marine in a male dog's world. Strip poker. Any hot girls at your school?