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christian 9 23.68%
athiest/agnostic 15 39.47%
buddhist 2 5.26%
satanist 4 10.53%
shut up 8 21.05%
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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 01:11 AM       
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no, the rest dont count (duh)

Im a satanist. Mock all you would like, I bet you dont know much about it.
Why don't the rest count? Considering we do have Jews and Muslims on this board and may have Hindus (I just don't know off the top of my head)

Also, Perndog says he's a Satanist. And reading his stuff and also some other "modern satanist" wortks I've come across, it is repackaged nihilism.
I cant believe you took me seriously when I said they dont count. If I put every religion on the poll it would suck, and if this board was more predominatley christian they would probably want me to list different denominations. I dont give that much of shit. How many muslims are here anyways?

I am a satanist. I am not a goth tho, I freaking hate goths (and no I dont listen to marilyn manson). Fuck all that. I dont want to be 'spooky'....ech. I dont know what you would call me exactly. I change how I dress all the time.

satanism does tie into rand and Nietzsche but its a very individual thing as well.... I think rand wrote some smart stuff, but its far from wise. I just think its realistic and has alot of common sense behind it (unlike most religions I have come across).

stupidity is a sin. El Blanco, please repent.
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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 01:13 AM       
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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 01:55 AM       
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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 03:14 AM       
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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 03:48 AM       
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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 08:57 AM       
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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 03:06 PM       
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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 04:00 PM       
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I cant believe you took me seriously when I said they dont count.
Gee, next time I'll use my psychic fucking powers to read your goddamned mind.


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If I put every religion on the poll it would suck, and if this board was more predominatley christian they would probably want me to list different denominations.
Or, you could put the majors up and add "other" as an option. I think you put more than half a dozen options on a poll.

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How many muslims are here anyways?
As far as I know, one fewer than there are satanists. But, then again, thats the point of a fucking poll now isn't it?

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I dont know what you would call me exactly.
How about "fucking moron"?

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I just think its realistic and has alot of common sense behind it (unlike most religions I have come across).
And I'm sure that in all of your 15 years on this planet, you've come across every religion and researched and debated them seriously with educated practitioners of these faiths. Otherwise, you'd be a bigoted little shit to make such presumptions about what a few billion people base their lives on.

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stupidity is a sin. El Blanco, please repent.
And people wonder why I hate teenagers.

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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 04:12 PM       
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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 04:18 PM       
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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 05:17 PM       
That's just the opposite of me. I worry about it less and less as I age.
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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 05:41 PM       
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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 05:44 PM       
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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 06:47 PM       
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I cant believe you took me seriously when I said they dont count.
Gee, next time I'll use my psychic fucking powers to read your goddamned mind.




And I'm sure that in all of your 15 years on this planet, you've come across every religion and researched and debated them seriously with educated practitioners of these faiths. Otherwise, you'd be a bigoted little shit to make such presumptions about what a few billion people base their lives on.

And people wonder why I hate teenagers.

Just fucking die.
15 years eh? hmmmmm I guess you used your psychic brain powers on that one too. I do research religion alot, and you seem to know little about satanism at all. Most satanists are adults. I thought you wouldn't make such presumptions about what I base my life on.

I know alot about religion, and I didnt think to put 'other", you know why? I dont really care because if someone wants to express they are another religion they can just post it, and I was pretty sure no one would be such a PC turd to actually bitch about such a thing. Im not preventing anyone from sharing their religion, and seriously anyone who is into Confucianism, scientology, ba'hai, judiasm, shinto, sikhism, taoism, asatru,hinduism ,druidism, goddess worship, wicca, Caodaism, Hare Krishna ......and whatever else, JUST FUCKING SAY SO OR QUIT BITCHING.

why the hell do you care? do you hope that no one gets offended while coming here?

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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 06:51 PM       
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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 07:05 PM       
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But most people who claim to be Satanists in public (you'd think a person would be able to respect his own religion enough to capitalize it properly) are stupid rebellious teenagers.
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Old Apr 26th, 2004, 08:36 PM       
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15 years eh? hmmmmm I guess you used your psychic brain powers on that one too.
Wasn't wrong, now was I?


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I do research religion alot, and you seem to know little about satanism at all.
By "research" do you mean get together with all your other cool friends who are into "satanism" and point out the flaws in others' beliefs?

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Most satanists are adults.
I call bullshit. Not that I don't believe the fact, I just don't think you have any idea whether its true or not.

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I thought you wouldn't make such presumptions about what I base my life on.
I didn't make any presumptions on satanism, I just made a few predictions on what you are. You are the one that made a value judgement on others' beliefs. I merely stated that satanism looks similar to a certain philosophical school.

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I know alot about religion, and I didnt think to put 'other", you know why?
Because you were more concerned with making sure other people knew you were a satanist and called you edgy and cool rather than having a real discussion about faith?

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I dont really care because if someone wants to express they are another religion they can just post it,
Than why bother with a poll question? Why not just ask other people about their faith?

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Because idiots like you take up space and consume valuable resources meant for people who are actually useful.
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Old Apr 27th, 2004, 01:43 AM       
Why isn't Jewish an option?
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Old Apr 27th, 2004, 01:54 AM       
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I dont know what you would call me exactly. I change how I dress all the time.
If you think you can tell someone's religion by the way he or she dresses, then you can only be a goth.
Man, you're scary with that makeup on.
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Old Apr 27th, 2004, 02:20 AM       
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Old Apr 27th, 2004, 09:58 PM       
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15 years eh? hmmmmm I guess you used your psychic brain powers on that one too.

Wasn't wrong, now was I?
actually, you are wrong. But its kind of stupid to argue over it, because it cannot be proven.


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I do research religion alot, and you seem to know little about satanism at all.
By "research" do you mean get together with all your other cool friends who are into "satanism" and point out the flaws in others' beliefs?
I dont have any friends who are into satanism. By research I mean reading content in books and sites like www.religioustolerance.org


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I call bullshit. Not that I don't believe the fact, I just don't think you have any idea whether its true or not.
speaking of which...
http://www.religioustolerance.org/satanis3.htm

here is a quote from the page.
"Followers are usually serious adults, although a few are mature teenagers. "


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I thought you wouldn't make such presumptions about what I base my life on.
I didn't make any presumptions on satanism, I just made a few predictions on what you are. You are the one that made a value judgement on others' beliefs. I merely stated that satanism looks similar to a certain philosophical school.

No, you said I was 15 and goth because I said I was a satanist.

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Because you were more concerned with making sure other people knew you were a satanist and called you edgy and cool rather than having a real discussion about faith?[/quote]

listen: make a better poll, or quit complaining about this one. I guess you just replied as you did because you wanted everyone to know what a whiny bitch you were. who the fuck says 'wow, you are cool, edgy, etc' after someone states they believe in any religion, much less satanism? I expect nothing.

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I dont really care because if someone wants to express they are another religion they can just post it,
Than why bother with a poll question? Why not just ask other people about their faith?
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because I felt like it. I thought that no one would care enough to bitch when they could just make a better thread or poll on it. quit crying for five minutes and look at what you are complaining about.



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I dont know what you would call me exactly. I change how I dress all the time.
If you think you can tell someone's religion by the way he or she dresses, then you can only be a goth.
Man, you're scary with that makeup on.
I didnt make that assupmtion at all, I as called goth, so I said how i dress. Its also lame that you think you can guess how someone dresses based on their religion, or behavior on a message board for that matter.

someone else also stated that saying you are a satanist in 'public' means that you are a whiny gothic psuedo satanist. well, this is the internet buddy. I dont go around yelling it IRL, Ive only told two people for the 3 years I have been practicing. The internet is anonomous so I can say what I am thinking at all times without meeting any of you. Thats why I like it.
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Old Apr 28th, 2004, 12:16 AM       
Someone needs to learn to recognize the word "most."

And a mature Satanist would probably not post something like this little gem.
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Old Apr 28th, 2004, 01:25 AM       
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Old Apr 28th, 2004, 08:14 AM       
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