THE TOTAL DECIMATION OF FUCKTARDS THREAD :D

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

I AM CRAP AT THIS WHOLE OFFENSIVE STORY WRITEING BUSINESS. MUST TRY HARDER.

Its okay, there's no shame in being beaten by me. Your inbred genetic make up and limited brain power put you at a natural disadvantage. You gave it a better try than most fucktards on here. Its okay to cry fucktard. Its OK.

[MetalMilitia]

one day max i will beat you! YOU MARK MY WORDS.

[Anonymous]

Okay, next fucktard...

[kellychaos]

Oh, the humanity!

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by kellychaos

Oh, my asshole! Its all bloody raw from where the midget with elephantitis of the prostate raped me!

[kellychaos]

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Spectre X

I cannot begin to express the full extent of my anger right now.


So I'm just going to type this in italics completely because ALL CAPS doesn't quite cut it in this situation.


I am nearly incandescent with rage. My anger is like unto that of a god. It is terrible.


I cannot believe that, even though the man has proven himself an idiot and complete power-mad lunatic time after time after time, you people STILL re-elected George Walker Bush, who is arguably evolution's greatest folly since the dodo. Dull-witted and useless.


I hope that you people who voted for Dubya are proud of yourselves and the fact that you have just basically spat on your own constitution just because a decieving coke-head alcoholic managed to scare you enough with all his talk about global terrorism just so you'd vote for him.


Don't you people get it? Are you as thick-headed as he is? Do you honestly believe that invading countries that supposedly harbor "terrorists" with no good reason, thereby alienating the rest of the world further and further and further and making everybody hate you more and more and more, is the proper way to deal with terrorism?

Lemme tell ya sumthin' buddy:


THAT IS NOT THE WAY YOU EFFECTIVELY DEAL WITH TERRORISM.


IN FACT, THAT IS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT EFFECTIVELY INCREASES TERRORISM.


I HOPE THAT ALL OF YOU PEOPLE THAT VOTED FOR BUSH REALIZE JUST WHAT KIND OF A NUMBSKULL YOUR GREAT HERO REALLY IS AND THAT YOU'VE INCREASED THE CHANCES OF WIPING OUT THE *ENTIRE WORLD* IN A HORRIBLE NUCLEAR FIRESTORM, WITH AT LEAST SEVERAL TENS OF PER CENTS.


I HOPE YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL PROUD OF YOURSELF, GIVE YOURSELF A PAT ON THE BACK.


CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE PUT US ALL IN GRAVE DANGER! SWELL JOB YOU MORONS. YOU INCREDIBLE *MORONS*!

Fuck off, and go smoke some more hash with your hooker mom you Dutch fucktard!

THE MISSLES HAVE LAUNCHED BROTHERS HALLELUJAH HALLEUJAH!
Dead Zone 1983

[Anonymous]

kellychaos: Go fucking beat your little meat stick to your young boy magazines you old fucking pedophile fucktard!

[kellychaos]

Howza 'bout a DNA sammich, you lick-knob.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by kellychaos

And so I said to the little boy "Howza 'bout a DNA sammich, you lick-knob?" And then I mouth raped him and it was the most beautiful thing ever cumming all over a prepubescent. Oh shit I'm one sick fucktard...

[sadie]

you can't just paraphrase the master, max. >:

[Anonymous]

sadie: Shut the fuck up and go fucking shove your ugly tits in your goddamn mongoloid brat's mouth you fucking breeder contributing to more fucktards in the world!

Oh...fucktardette!

[kellychaos]

I want you to bleed profusely.

[Sajuuk]

WITH SPRINKLES! :D

[Anonymous]

AND SO LIKE KELLYCHAOS TOOK SAJUUK'S PENIS INTO HIS COLD SORE INFESTED MOUTH AND BEGAN TO SUCK. THE TASTE TO HIM WAS FAMILAR BUT SOMEHOW DIFFERENT. HE REALIZED THE TASTE WAS FROM THE COCONUT SPRINKLES SAJUUK HAD GLUED TO HIS MINISCULE MEMBER. KELLY BEGAN TO WORK THE DICK LIKE A FUCKING JACKHAMMER AND LET THE MANSEED AWASH OVER HIS FACE LIKE A GODDAMN SPRINKLER.

THAT NIGHT KELLY WOULD SLEEP HIS SAJUUK'S DICK IN HIS MOUTH LIKE A FUCKING PACIFIER, BRINGING BACK MEMORIES OF HIS MOLESTED CHILDHOOD.

THE END

[racialslur]

recycled jokes!

[Anonymous]

racialslur/Mubert: Recycled piece of fucktard shit!

And if you knew how to fucking read, you'd see it was a COMPLETELY different story, fucktard!

[sadie]

max: get it right next time, you.

[Anonymous]

Hello sadie, are you well today? I sure hope so.

I do hope your alcoholism and herion fixes didn't make your baby too fucking retarded! I know taking care of that little shit spawn must really interfere with your prostitution now, but be brave fucktardette! Be brave!

Well its always a pleasure to talk with you.

[racialslur]

Man, if Mad Max has something good to say, he doesnt say it at all. And I'm gonna get made fun of him, either by him quoting me and saying I'm stupid, or he's gonna mess with what I said, to make him sound smarter, throw the word "fucktard" in, and nobody will care... It's incredibly unpredictable and not funny...

[Anonymous]

AND SO RACIALSLUR SUCKED ON FATHER SPAZ'S DICK EVEN THOUGH THE JIZZ SHOOTING INTO HIS MOUTH REALLY HURT HIS HERPES SORES, BUT IT WAS A GOOD KIND OF HURT TO HIM. THE LITTLE FUCKING FAGGOT FUCKTARD THEN FUCKED HIS PINK TEDDY BEAR AND POSTED IT ON THE NAMBLA WEBSITE WHERE TWENTY MEMBERS STORMED HIS HOUSE AND BUKKAKED HIM IN A SEA OF CUM THE LIKES THAT ONLY RACIALSLUR'S MOM HAS SEEN LAST FRIDAY NIGHT WHEN THE NAVY WAS IN TOWN.

THE END

Wrong again fucktard, its hilarious because its true!

[racialslur]

Another stupid ass story that follows the same pattern, filled with dick and sodomization jokes, that I only read one line of, cause its just stupid and pointlessly bad. Max, if I didn't know any better, I would say that you're a robot, or a robot jones.

decimated.

[sadie]

max:

first: rip out my soul, why don't you? how dare you talk shit about my baby. is nothing sacred, you rabid cur?

2: fuck you, you ignorant vessel that craveth manjuice filling.

OR

thirdly: aw. you say the sweetest things. and don't goad me into even joking about prostituting myself. i know how jealous you are over me.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by sadie

max:

first: rip out my soul, why don't you? how dare you talk shit about my baby. is nothing sacred, you rabid cur?

2: fuck you, you ignorant vessel that craveth manjuice filling.

OR

thirdly: aw. you say the sweetest things. and don't goad me into even joking about prostituting myself. i know how jealous you are over me.

I like all 3 of them, The first one is the best, since it REALLY makes me look truely dispicable. Fucktardette


racialslur: Nobody's forcing you to reply to stupid inbred fucker. If you could read the fucking title of the thread, you'd know that this thread is SOLELY for the purpose of me decimating fucktards and fucktardettes like you. Even the slowest fucktards usually "get it" by now. Keeping that in mind, you're obviously at this point either completely void of intelligence which is entirely likely being the waste of zygote you are OR you're getting off on everyone calling you names you masochistic fucktard.

Go fucking do everyone a favor and slit your goddamn wrists fucktard. That isn't a joke either.

[Anonymous]

Actually, I'm getting bored abusing racialslur, especially since I'm pretty convinced he's jerking off to it, any other fucktards wanna relieve him?