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Old Feb 16th, 2007, 07:32 PM        Why it's gross to kiss your sister
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WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Researchers who wanted to find out why it is not only taboo to kiss your sister, but also disgusting, said on Wednesday they have discovered why in a discovery that challenges some basic tenets of Freudian theory.


The instinct evolved naturally and cannot be taught, John Tooby and Leda Cosmides of the University of California Santa Barbara wrote in their report in the journal Nature.
Spending time in the same household and watching your mother care for your brother or sister is all it takes. This is
all subconscious, of course, reported the researchers, who worked with Debra Lieberman of the University of Hawaii.
"We went in search of a kin detection system because some of the most important theories in evolutionary biology said such a thing should exist," Cosmides said in a telephone interview.
"It should regulate both altruism and incest disgust."
Humans have an inbuilt system that does both, they found.
"This data shows that the degree to which we feel those things is governed by these cues that, for hunter-gatherers, predict whether somebody is a sibling. And it works regardless of your beliefs -- who you are told who your siblings are," she
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Cosmides and her colleagues tested 600 volunteers, asking them all sorts of questions jumbled together so they would not know what was being studied.
"We asked them how many favors did you do for this particular sibling in a month. We asked if this sibling needed a kidney, how likely would you be to donate this sibling a kidney."
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And they asked about all sorts of ethical dilemmas, including questions about sexual relationships with siblings.
Among the volunteers were people who had never shared a home with their siblings -- for instance, full- or half-siblings born 10 or even 20 years apart.
What determined incest disgust and altruism was the same --
how much time an older sibling spent watching his or her mother care for a younger one, or how much time the two spent together in the same household.
"If you co-resided with them for a long time as a child, you'd treat them as you'd treat any full sibling. This seems to
operate non-consciously," Cosmides said.
Especially strong was the effect of watching one's mother care for a younger child. "They would be very altruistic toward
that baby and they'd be grossed out at the idea of sex with that baby as an adult," Cosmides said.
Women are especially sensitive to this, added Cosmides, a cognitive psychologist. "One whiff of possible siblinghood and that's it for you if you are a woman," she said.
The study contradicts the teachings of Sigmund Freud, who described Oedipal urges and conflicts, Cosmides said.
"He thought you are attracted to your relatives and your siblings and parents and it takes the force of culture and society to keep you from committing the incest that is in your heart," she said.
Cosmides said Freud had a possible reason for his own feelings -- he had a wet nurse who cuddled and breastfed him: "Who their brain thinks is mom is different from who they consciously believe is mom. For them it is quite reasonable that they have an attraction to their mothers."
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Old Feb 16th, 2007, 07:35 PM       
i think its gross cuz my sis is uggly
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Old Feb 16th, 2007, 08:41 PM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2007, 02:49 AM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2007, 03:36 AM       
when i was a little boy about 8 or something me and my cousin had a thing for each other she was my first kiss, we did'nt really do much whenever I went to her house I used to like going on her computer. she would keep asking me " do u like me, am i good looking, youre good looking etc etc" then one time she goes have you ever kissed a girl?" and I'm like "yeah of course heaps of times(lie)" and then I kissed her to shut her up and went back on the computer. When I went home I realised I enjoyed it and when I went to her house I didn';t spend as much time on the computer anymore.
But I moved away and never saw her again even to this day.
Looking back on it now it was probably wrong but we were young.
What was even worse was years later I met my sister who i had never met I think i was about 14 and shes a model and travels a lot and when i met her she was wearing a short skirt and a low cut top and i got hard I felt so embarrased I was just praying that none of my family noticed.
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Old Feb 17th, 2007, 05:29 AM       
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when i was a little boy about 8 or something me and my cousin had a thing for each other she was my first kiss, we did'nt really do much whenever I went to her house I used to like going on her computer. she would keep asking me " do u like me, am i good looking, youre good looking etc etc" then one time she goes have you ever kissed a girl?" and I'm like "yeah of course heaps of times(lie)" and then I kissed her to shut her up and went back on the computer. When I went home I realised I enjoyed it and when I went to her house I didn';t spend as much time on the computer anymore.
But I moved away and never saw her again even to this day.
Looking back on it now it was probably wrong but we were young.
What was even worse was years later I met my sister who i had never met I think i was about 14 and shes a model and travels a lot and when i met her she was wearing a short skirt and a low cut top and i got hard I felt so embarrased I was just praying that none of my family noticed.
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Old Feb 17th, 2007, 05:35 AM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2007, 05:37 AM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2007, 05:47 AM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2007, 06:39 PM       
I love reading anything that completely disproves Freud, because I heartily dislike the dead old codger.
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Old Feb 17th, 2007, 09:07 PM       
Freud is a fraud! (Insert laughter here)
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Old Feb 18th, 2007, 01:14 PM       
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Old Feb 26th, 2007, 05:54 AM       
So if you see your sister get her diaper changed you want to nail her later in life? Freud was one sick, twisted individual.

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Old Feb 26th, 2007, 07:38 AM       
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Old Feb 28th, 2007, 01:08 PM       
Kissing your sister is gross because SHE IS YOUR SISTER.

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Old Feb 28th, 2007, 03:03 PM       
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Old Feb 28th, 2007, 03:31 PM       
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Old Feb 28th, 2007, 05:11 PM       
Zero, don't be ashamed, if you fucked your sister/brother, because your mom's a slut.
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Old Feb 28th, 2007, 05:30 PM       
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Old Feb 28th, 2007, 05:52 PM       
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Old Feb 28th, 2007, 05:57 PM       
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Old Feb 28th, 2007, 06:25 PM       
"It Ain't Illegal if You Never Met"By Fartin Mowler

SevenForce (talks to himself after shaving his balls)

anyone would be proud to mount those on a wall

Phone rings (female phone solicitor)

Hello I'm calling from Franks duct cleaners and I was wondering...

SevenForce (interupts before she can continue)

I just shaved my balls and I'm about to jump into my Hot tub, would you like to join me? what's your name?

Phone solicitor

I'm not allowed to give out that information

SevenForce

where are you located?

Phone solicitor

West Beachhaven

SevenForce (balls start to get red and itchy)

I was from West Beachhaven...My parents and sister were killed in a fire and I was adopted by a cult that makes me shave my balls

Phone Solicitor

Oh my god I was told that my brother was killed in a fire and I was adopted by Duct Cleaners

Seven Force

Can you describe yourself?

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I'm 5 ft tall with short hair

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OOOOH YAAA I got it

Phone Solicitor

Got what?

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