NEW ARTICLE: "PLOT DEVELOPMENT!"

[Mockery]

For all you writers and wannabe writers, Max is back with some helpful tips so you can become a champion of plot development and draw your readers in like flies to a shit pit!


NEW ARTICLE: "TIPS FOR YOUNG WRITERS: PLOT DEVELOPMENT!" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/plot-development.php

Enjoy!

[FartinMowler]

what is the point? I'm the only person that has written anything other than your "Elite Unicorn special forces staff"

[Chojin]

"Why call them 'chunks' and not simply 'building blocks'? Simple. I am paid by the word."

'building blocks' has more words than 'chunks', though :<

Also, I lol'd at "glithening talon" :<

Also, Fartin is a well-adjusted middle-aged man, who is not at all embittered by Roger turning down his submissions to the site.

[Protoclown]

Max, that was hilarious as always.

And Chojin, I think the joke about the chunks vs. building blocks is that it takes more words to explain why he's using "chunks" instead of "building blocks"...at least, that's how I interpreted it.

[mburbank]

That was the general idea. And to all you great unwashed out there, I am not, in point of fact, paid by the word. I am a blowhard, which is different.

[Protoclown]

Yes, you are paid for how hard you blow.

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by FartinMowler

what is the point? I'm the only person that has written anything other than your "Elite Unicorn special forces staff"

Haha, I like how you think these forums are what makes up for all of the site's traffic and readership. Yes Fartin, the world revolves around YOU.

Originally Posted by Protoclown

Yes, you are paid for how hard you blow.

I've been telling Max to work on that skillset for a long, hard time now.

[mburbank]

While I am heterosexual, I am omnidesireable.

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by Chojin

Fartin is a well-adjusted middle-aged man, who is not at all embittered by Roger turning down his submissions to the site.

Oh man, I would kill to see those entries

[FartinMowler]

"thank you"


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