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Old Jun 8th, 2003, 08:39 PM        DAMMIT HAMMER >:
I just stepped on the claw part of a claw hammer. There's now a half-inch-deep hole on my heel that won't stop bleeding. I'm starting a pile of band aides that have been completely soaked with blood and won't stick to my foot anymore because they're too wet. With blood.

Also, the flap of skin that used to cover the spot where my hole is has turned a very dark purple color. Almost black. I hope that's just blood.

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Old Jun 8th, 2003, 08:49 PM       
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Old Jun 8th, 2003, 09:17 PM       
You had better disinfect that sucker FAST! I suggest using a sterile bandage and elevating your heel as well. If it doesn't stop bleeding, go to the hospital.
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Old Jun 8th, 2003, 09:23 PM       
Pffttttt Hospitals are for sissys. Use a staple gun to attach the purple skin back onto your foot, then walk it off.
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Old Jun 8th, 2003, 09:25 PM       
I suggest filing a lawsuit against the company that made the hammer.

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Old Jun 8th, 2003, 09:32 PM       
I wiped it off like fifteen minutes after I did it with a wet tissue, but that hurt like shit. With my luck my foot will go gangrene.

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Old Jun 8th, 2003, 09:59 PM       
Ouch!

And I thought this was gonna be a thread about how you were pissed at M.C.Hammer!
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Old Jun 8th, 2003, 10:04 PM       
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I wiped it off like fifteen minutes after I did it with a wet tissue, but that hurt like shit.
You need more than a wet tissue! You need something to actually clean the wound. Antibiotic soap or iodine. Hydrogen peroxide will work well. Did you also apply direct pressure? Also, make sure the bleeding stops before you concentrate on cleaning it. DON'T USE A TOURNIQUET! If the blood soaks through a bandage, don't pull them off! Keep layering them. Trust me. And ELEVATE THE WOUND!
Why did you leave the goddamned hammer lying around in the first place?!
If it won't stop bleeding, go to the hospital. Or call 911.
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Old Jun 8th, 2003, 10:15 PM       
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Old Jun 8th, 2003, 10:23 PM       
LOL @ Whoreable

That fucking sucks . But hey, if you die or something, can I have your liver ?

Edit: No seriously, go to the fucking hospital.
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Old Jun 8th, 2003, 10:23 PM       
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Old Jun 8th, 2003, 10:46 PM       
You should send him to his room without dinner.

And, at this point, I'm assuming Bobo has either made it to the hospital, or passed out.
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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 12:27 AM       
Hospitals are for sissies. If my foot turns blue and loses all feeling, I'll bite the god damn thing off myself and wear it as a necklace because I'm just that much of a BAD ASS

At least it stopped bleeding. Maybe I will wash it with soap. But then again, maybe I'll win the lottery too.

I didn't leave the hammer out. My little brother did. He was building some miniture golf thing for a geometry project and left all his tools on the floor. At least I didn't step on the drill or the box cutters.

I wish Jeanette was my mom. My real mom told me "that's gross! Don't bleed on my carpet." I'm pretty sure she wasn't kidding.
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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 02:06 AM       
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I wish Jeanette was my mom. My real mom told me "that's gross! Don't bleed on my carpet." I'm pretty sure she wasn't kidding.
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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 02:33 AM       
Good thing you didn't sit on the hammer other wise you'd be bleeding from your ass
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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 02:50 AM       
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Good thing you didn't sit on the hammer other wise you'd be bleeding from your ass
We've had quite enough anal bleeding for one week here on I-Mockery, Danno. More than enough.
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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 03:51 AM       
Pour some alcohol on it, and be sure not to cry like a bitch.
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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 10:16 AM       
You're right. Most of the time the hospital just fucks it up even more . That's how my mom's friend and my grandpa died. Fucking hospitals
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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 12:06 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 12:14 PM       
Maybe right now would be a good time to make a kung fu movie. Kick someone in the chest heel first and blood will go a-splattering, fooling the crowd thinking the blood is coming out of opponent. whoo!

I think I'll shut up now.
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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 12:31 PM       
did you ever fall backwards onto a bunch of 1 inch nails?

That's livin'

I'd say, amputate it, replace it with a wooden leg and play a pirate at one of the Dells Attractions. They should have one for pirates, if not make one and call it "Captain Bobo's Swasbucklers ans Seafood"
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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 02:03 PM       
Your foot is suffering for sins it comitted in a past life.
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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 02:34 PM       
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