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No sir, I don't like it
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Old Aug 17th, 2004, 08:30 PM       
"Does this rag smell like cloroform?"
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Old Aug 17th, 2004, 08:36 PM       
I think its spelled chloroform
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Old Aug 17th, 2004, 09:53 PM       
Make me.
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Old Aug 17th, 2004, 10:01 PM       
"Come on let's go."

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"Follow me."
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Old Aug 17th, 2004, 11:55 PM       
"hi my boobs are small, i have short hair, and im not a lesbian contrary to popular belief. am i acceptable enough for you? am i?! fucker dun walk away. *sniff* i need the cock "
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Old Aug 18th, 2004, 01:17 AM       
I would bite on that line.
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Old Aug 18th, 2004, 02:15 AM       
and suck it's blood.
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Aside from the alcohol, drugs, and John's obsession with underage sex and erotic torture, Camp Candy was the best summer I have ever spent[/center:a4e824286e]
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Old Aug 18th, 2004, 04:05 PM       
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Pay attention you ass gobling fuckwit.

It's MAYA. Not maria.
Pointing out spelling errors is REALLY getting to the heart of the matter, I'll tell you.
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Old Aug 18th, 2004, 06:55 PM       
I just get her eye contact, then snap my finger and point to the available empty space next to me that isn't already covered in hot girls.
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Old Aug 18th, 2004, 07:08 PM       
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Pay attention you ass gobling fuckwit.

It's MAYA. Not maria.
Pointing out spelling errors is REALLY getting to the heart of the matter, I'll tell you.
Yeah, that actually disturbed me more than anything else he posted. I mean, fuck. Who hasn't used those "pick up" lines on me before?
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Old Aug 18th, 2004, 08:00 PM       
Hey, My name's Clayton. Let's dryhump
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Old Aug 18th, 2004, 08:02 PM       
HI I'M 27 AND I'M STILL A VIRGIN
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Old Aug 18th, 2004, 10:52 PM       
Im 27 too but i lost it to an asian girl.

Your way better off
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Old Aug 18th, 2004, 11:46 PM       
You're a funny
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 12:14 AM       


WHOOPS
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 12:40 AM       
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 04:03 PM       
Does this milk taste spoiled to you?
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 09:06 PM       
hey baby are your parents retarded?

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Old Aug 21st, 2004, 02:52 AM       
"want to hear a really hilarious pick up line?"
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Old Aug 21st, 2004, 10:53 AM       
I am the Keymaster, are you the Gatekeeper?
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Old Aug 21st, 2004, 02:34 PM       
Can I see your license and registration, please.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 12:13 PM       
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You know that's not the best way to approach people that want to stab you to death with a nailfile? The 'direct approach'? Liking yourself, liking what you do that whole self-empowering, self-employed, may I take your order stance you know? You know I fucking hate you? Well I fucking hate you. And that cunt Maria Angelou, fuck that bitch too. I can picture you, sitting on your ice-cream stained chrome couch feeling out your genital warts, wondering if you're going to need surgery for that too and what if maybe, wait, great idea! maria angelou would be proud! could you perhaps use the extra boob skin to cover some of that mess up? Hah, I'd take your eye out and you wouldn't even notice, perhaps just a bit wondering why jerry springer looks somewhat slimmer now, you knoooowww? Deal with it? I'm dealing with it, I'm fucking dealing with it your whore. I'm dealing with you. I'm going to kill you.
HOLY SHIT, DOES THAT REALLY GET CHICKS HOT FOR YOU?



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I'M SO WASTED, I'M SO WASTED

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Druids! :-(
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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 02:04 PM       
Yeah he was making me all hot, tweaky and wet for him until he mentioned the "ice cream chrome couch" and then he just fucking blew it. Damn shame too. I was almost ready to cum.

I mean wtf???

"Ice cream chrome couch??" Who would be caught DEAD on one of those (much less heard of one) even if you only used it to fuck?

Anybody who talks about ice cream chrome couches can just suck my clit.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 02:17 PM       
ONCE UPON A TIME AN ICE CREAM CHROME COUCH WAS AN ICE CREAM CHROME COUCH ICE CREAM CHROME COUCH ICE CREAM CHROME COUCH
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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 03:43 PM       
Did that post cause anyone else to pound at their nutsuck in hideous laughter???
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