hey mad max

[Jixby Phillips]

just so you know whenever i read your posts i imagine them in a really high-pitched voice like a little kid or something!

[Jixby Phillips]

its the same voice i use for calvin when i read calvin and hobbes

[MrAdventure]

when i read mad max it sounds like a tea kettle ready to blow up! or maybe a personified train whistle haha

[Jixby Phillips]

he sounds like the american ambassador's phone melting when the bombs his moscow ;_;

[Terra]

Such is the official "calling out" of a vet for our Liege Lord and hero, Mad Max. Please notice the lack of capitalization, grammar etc. In his zeal to thump his chest, our next subject has hastily posted before his nerve wore down and got the best of him.

When this thread goes to Mock Wars (as it surely will) you will notice the same fizzling out as it was with the "Terra" thread. Jizzlips seems to beg for an audience to gather his cojones but if there are no supporters, he will slink away as he always does. But now that he has found his balls, perhaps there might be a dick in it for him after all. The question is who's?

[GADZOOKS]

I think of his voice as if Baby Gilbert Gottfried made an appearance on Shorties watching Shorties.

[Rongi]

sometimes when i watch TV land and Lucy gets in trouble on I love Lucy i always imagine Terra is Lucy and i always imagine Lucy getting punched in the cunt

[Terra]

What would you know about a cunt, you fag? Your too busy tonguing Jizz's assrim to pay attention to that shit. But don't let me bother you, continue licking away and don't forget to get every last drop.

[Rongi]

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
WE GOT FUN AND GAMES

[Dr. Fu]

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

just so you know whenever i read your posts i imagine them in a really high-pitched voice like a little kid or something!

Wow. Insulting someone's posting by how they sound in your puny deranged mind.

[MrAdventure]

could the mods please take care of this problem thanks!

[Jixby Phillips]

What would you know about a , you ? Your too busy ing 's to pay attention to that . But don't let me bother you, continue ing away and don't forget to get every last .

[GADZOOKS]

More like the Dr. Fucking doesn't know when to shut it.

[Dr. Fu]

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS

More like the Dr. Fucking doesn't know when to shut it.

I don't make fun of your name, you shouldn't do the same to mine.

*sniff*

[GADZOOKS]

Gadzooks, more like Fagzooks

[Spooky]

good thread more like INTERNET GARBAGE

[FS]

Dr Fu,

shut up. Nobody thinks you're a tough newbie who immediately establishes himself as a person no one fucks with. Everyone thinks you're a presumptuous idiot who constantly sticks his nose where it doesn't belong and makes embarassing errors in judgement cause he hasn't been around long enough to know how people act here.

With regards,

shut up.

[McMock]

Hey FS do you think everybody should forget about Theo Van Gogh's annoying side now that he's dead?

[EisigerBiskuit]

If McClain comes in and says something about Fu swinging his nuts from a tree, then I won't feel special.

[sadie]

in mock wars, that would be almost pedophilic!

[Dr. Fu]

Originally Posted by FS

Dr Fu,

shut up. Nobody thinks you're a tough newbie who immediately establishes himself as a person no one fucks with. Everyone thinks you're a presumptuous idiot who constantly sticks his nose where it doesn't belong and makes embarassing errors in judgement cause he hasn't been around long enough to know how people act here.

With regards,

shut up.

To be completely honest, I did not join these forums to have a good conversation, nor did I attempt at all to try and be tough.

In my opinion, this forum is almost nothing compared to other good forums.

It has good users, like you, FS. The people that keep it weighted down are others, such as Jixby, that constantly make crap threads and don't excersize brain before the post button.

You could be accusing me of not using brain before using the post button and sticking my nose into where it does not belong. You could.

But again;

Does it look like I care?

You call an insult me all I like and I'll still be posting the way I've been now. Maybe I'll post a little less in other threads.

But I will be that obnoxious little poster.

Oh yes I will.

[GADZOOKS]

Way to suck, Dr. BoohooFu

[Dole]

You call an insult me all I like

so very wrong

[FS]

But I will be that obnoxious little poster.

Thanks, that position's already filled by about a dozen people.

[Zhukov]

I bet you're REAL embarrassed about your avatar and signature now, aren't you Dr. Fu?