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Old Feb 26th, 2003, 01:31 PM        Paul138: You are a fucking moron.
I don't think you even know what metal is and you need to shut the fuck up and stop posting. My god, you must have the worst taste of anyone I have ever come across.
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Old Feb 26th, 2003, 01:39 PM       
Need this comment even be made? I think that it is obvious enough to everyone.
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Old Feb 28th, 2003, 09:16 PM       
Hmm, gee, don't you have better things to talk about than my tastes? You taste like fish and need to masterbate one and calm the fuck down.

I happen to know what metal is and I assume you swallow everything VH-1 and Rolling Stone tells you?
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 01:52 AM       
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You taste like fish and need to masterbate one and calm the fuck down.
You can't be a real human being. There's no way we are of the same species.
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 01:20 PM       
Hmm... Higher or lower in the food chain?

If I'm higher, you'll have to worship me...

Yet if I'm lower, I'll be worshipped by Activist nuts and I can probably get a reserve and live out my days studding...

Win-win. Sweet...
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 01:23 PM       
YOU'RE NOT EVEN ON THE SAME PLANET, PAUL
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 01:44 PM       
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YOU'RE NOT EVEN ON THE SAME PLANET, PAUL
I don't see the disadvantage in that.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2003, 07:05 PM       
All I see is retardation.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2003, 07:29 PM       
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All I see is retardation.
Directed towards a person who is represented by a talking towel.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2003, 05:33 PM       
Wow. At least he has perception. But that doesn't make up for sheer idiocy.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 08:59 AM       
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You taste like fish and need to masterbate one and calm the fuck down.
1. If you know what I "taste" like you are a homosexual.
2. You spelled "masturbate" wrong.
3. Are you telling me to masturbate a fish? Your grammar is horrible.

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I happen to know what metal is and I assume you swallow everything VH-1 and Rolling Stone tells you?
This coming from the genius who claims that a hack like Serj Tankian is one of the greatest vocalists of our time. Was it MTV or Rolling Stone that turned you on to that band full of wannabe socio-political posers?

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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 04:13 PM       
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1. If you know what I "taste" like you are a homosexual.

You naturally give off a foul odor so strong it gets in my mouth.

2. You spelled "masturbate" wrong.

I'll let that slide...

3. Are you telling me to masturbate a fish? Your grammar is horrible.

Yeah, it's a complete sentence.

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I happen to know what metal is and I assume you swallow everything VH-1 and Rolling Stone tells you?
This coming from the genius who claims that a hack like Serj Tankian is one of the greatest vocalists of our time. Was it MTV or Rolling Stone that turned you on to that band full of wannabe socio-political posers?

Yet again you have nothing to back anything up. I never said "greatest" either. Badass means talent, not greatness. Also, what's so bad about System of a Down?

Y'know what, forget that question. You talk and talk and talk like a bitchy girlfriend and never back anything up. It's people like you that slowly dumb down everything around you. Stay away and prod yourself up with a sharp stick.

Next.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 04:16 PM       
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sheer idiocy.
You've said that so much it's lost all (with none to start with) effect. That has to be the 5th time I've seen that.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 08:07 PM       
It doesn't make it not true, my friend. It is something I have been saying for years and don't plan to stop anytime soon. Although, I could say something like "Wow, Paul, was that penis that you were blowing so big that it caused brain damage?" But I prefer sheer idiocy for it's simplicity and I am not really fond of using sexual orientation for insults, although, as you can read, they are easy.


Also, I like how your lazy (or simply retarded) ass put that whole post in quotes.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 08:31 PM       
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Also, I like how your lazy (or simply retarded) ass put that whole post in quotes.
Creative, ain't it?
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 03:48 PM       
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Also, what's so bad about System of a Down?
Do you even need to ask this question? They are a terrible, terrible band. One of the most overrated bands out there.
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Old Mar 7th, 2003, 02:46 AM       
The singer alone is reason enough to hate them. I cannot stand his voice.
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Old Mar 7th, 2003, 10:59 AM       
The same goes for their knee-jerk reactionary lyrics. Oooh, war is bad! Suicide is wrong! We're ruining the planet! No fucking shit. Does it even need to be addressed anymore?
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Old Mar 7th, 2003, 06:12 PM       
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 07:24 PM       
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Creative, ain't it?
See, usually, when you state a fact, it doesn't have to be creative, it has to be fact.
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 08:51 PM       
I enjoy creative. Facts stated as facts get very boring. I always hated teachers that never put any effort into making a fact seem worthwhile.
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Old Mar 13th, 2003, 07:53 PM       
In order to live a good long life, you need a mixture of both.
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