So I just got mugged

[FS]

I didn't give him anything, because I was already pissed off that day and I felt like I'd be a sucker if I paid him for showing off his leg.

I hope he's not dead now

[The Unseen]

I live in a small village with trailers and stuff

[sadie]

i've never been mugged. sowwies, kevin.

[Helm]

one guy showed me his infected leg.

I read 'shoved me his infected leg'. Which would be funnier for me, if something of the sort hadn't happened. This guy on the train was asking for money because of his rotting, chopped off arm. whn he saw he wasn't getting much, he started pushing it on people. I was one of the luckies to get it full on the shirt. That makes for a nice evening.

Oh, and once a guy asked for my money in the city, and he had his hand inside his jacket pocket, making a pointy hand gesture. He wanted me to assume it was a knife, a gun, something. I told him "that's your hand in there. I'm not scared. I'm not giving you anything." and he refused to take it out and show his 'weapon' at me. So I walked away.

But he looked really non-threatening, so I don't suppose I would turn my back at a really thuggish mugger.

[James]

One time, in 9th grade, we went on a field trip. The first part of the trip was to visit this old cathedral. Some old homeless guys were on the front steps looking for money.

Long story short, me and a bunch of girls watched from the safety of the inside, as my friends paid the homeless people to dance.

This is nothing to do with mugging.

[glowbelly]

i give homeless people money all the time. i like them.

[kellychaos]

I was having a smoke break outside one of the buildings on campus and this rasta dude asked me for a cigarette. Then, we started into this discussion about smoking and health which then led into a discussion about Cher (?) and homeopathic medicine after which he asked for a couple of bucks to buy some new herbs (don't even ask ) he had heard about. I figured it was worth it for the entertainment value alone (I had a break between classes) so I gave it to him.

[Darryl]

[kellychaos]

Indeed!


Gee I forced my first "other poster" edit. Today is a happy day.

[MrAdventure]

Don't tell me this wasn't politically motivated

[george]

HA HA HA HA

robo you are a tool. yes, you should of said in your loudest voice "get away from me you dirty piece of human shit, i am not buying your sorry ass anything and if you stay two seconds longer i am going to call the fucking cops!!!"

as for kevin, no less than a liberal like you desrves.

buy a gun, wont never happen again.

[Zomboid]

Originally Posted by mew barios

robo. all the dirty old homeless people know that lil wiener kids like you will be so intimidated that you'll pay any price to be left alone. and you did. see there's a system in place. :o

That is by far the funniest thing I've ever read here.

[Darryl]