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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 11:08 AM       
You aren't funny. Not one person here thinks you're funny. Don't think that the reason nobody is laughing at your super-cool, ultra-funny jokes is because nobody gets them, and your humor is just shooting above everybodys' heads.

Just because you suck and you would like to be funny doesn't mean that you're "weird, or different, but in a good way!" You're a fucking idiot.
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 11:09 AM       
Why are you whispering self-help messages to yourself after every post now?
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 11:11 AM       
Yes, I am a fucking Idiot, but at least i have the balls to admit it.....


and at least i dont go around fucking around with people I dont know, i take the time to get to know my victims.......
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 11:12 AM       
WAAAIT A MINUTE CYNICAL DAVE, WHAT ARE THOSE LAST LINES IN YOUR POST?

I CAN'T READ THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE IN ITALIC AND I DON'T SPEAK ITALIC

WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE AN ITALICAN?
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 11:15 AM       
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and at least i dont go around fucking around with people I dont know, i take the time to get to know my victims.......
Judging from the only type of "humor" you seem to be capable of, your "victims" are probably 12-year-old boys on AOL Instant Messanger, who you tell them that you're a bi-curious 19-year-old hot sexy blond model who loves cyber sex, but OMG you're not! LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 11:15 AM       
oh shit, sorry man, i keep forgetting...its supposed to be in Boldese
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 11:20 AM       
omg! OMG YOU GUYS! I think I'm psychic!!!!!!!!!! I can READ what hes thinking!!!

Les Waste: I believe theres actually a whole I-mockery feature on just that. :/
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 11:34 AM       
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and at least i dont go around fucking around with people I dont know, i take the time to get to know my victims.......
Judging from the only type of "humor" you seem to be capable of, your "victims" are probably 12-year-old boys on AOL Instant Messanger, who you tell them that you're a bi-curious 19-year-old hot sexy blond model who loves cyber sex, but OMG you're not! LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL
lol les
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 11:58 AM       
dumb fucks with gay handles such as "Glowbelly" actually believe the lies I tell them....these are the type of people who still use checks to pay for a pop and bag of chips....

followed by:

and at least i dont go around fucking around with people I dont know, i take the time to get to know my victims.......

does this mean that the hysterical young man "knows" me? i'm a victim? is it gay for me to have a "handle" such as "glowbelly" if i'm a girl? if i believe this guy's lies does that make me naive? what's going on here?

do i have another stalker?
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 12:25 PM       
Cynical Dave, your article sucked. It was pointless and not even remotely interesting or funny.

However, Jixby's review of it was fucking brilliant.

See if you can dig up any more worthless drivel to post so Jixby can review it for you.
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 12:28 PM       
cynicaldave must be about 13 years old.
But - shouldn't he be in school now? It's 12:30
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 04:10 PM       
i post when im in school ;/
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 04:18 PM       
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cynicaldave must be about 13 years old.
That's what I thought. His "witty observations" seem to be the exact things a 13-year-old would say. It would be even sadder if he was older than 13.
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 04:40 PM       
CynicalDave: Your article was uninteresting, unfunny, and not structured at all. I bet you thought it was genius to make up your own "retarded people" quotes and put your own useless captions to them, especially since that's primarily what you're complaining about. I especially love the line "They can't seem to mind their own buisness!!!", which was then brilliantly followed by "All I here is:". Looks like someone else doesn't mind his own business, either.

Maybe we should make a VD (lol) about "RETARDED CYNICALDAVE"! HUH? LOL LOL! ISN'T THAT FUNNY?!
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 04:44 PM       
So, have you read anything from Vissionary Darkness?




And not to be a wet blanket but if you want to see how to submit something, click on 'submissions'.


APART FROM THAT IT WAS GRRRRRR-EAT!

(The way that last line should sound is as if Tony the Tiger was telling Cynical dave how good his piece was.)
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 04:47 PM       
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 04:52 PM       
Am I lying....



Or is Tony the Tiger Lying?
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 05:14 PM       
OMG I think we just reached a new low.
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 05:20 PM       
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Oh yeah, Dave sucks...
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 07:28 PM       
He's good for the curve, though, know what I mean, Slavemason.
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 07:48 PM       
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And never mind the fact that he thought Glowbelly was complimenting him. If this guy isn't a character, and I pray to god he is, he is worse than absolutely every single person who has ever posted here. Bad Mr. Frosty, Captain Robo, Fartin Mowler, they all have nothing on this mental titan.


Whoo hoooo!! I'm having backbacon and beer tonight!!
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 07:51 PM       
I WISH I was having back bacon and beer tonight
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 07:53 PM       
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And never mind the fact that he thought Glowbelly was complimenting him. If this guy isn't a character, and I pray to god he is, he is worse than absolutely every single person who has ever posted here. Bad Mr. Frosty, Captain Robo, Fartin Mowler, they all have nothing on this mental titan.


Whoo hoooo!! I'm having backbacon and beer tonight!!
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 08:39 PM       
Jealous jixby I'm gonna stick a slice of back bacon on my screen over top of your lame ass avatar. Then I'm gonna drink a beer and laugh at Jixby the ham head.
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