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The Retro Kat · #1

Ok, I've been gone for three days. Two questions. Is the new logo from the winner of the logo contest (thats my guess). And who is this Cynacal Dave Queer.

Skulhedface · #2

1. yes
2. some guy

Jixby Phillips · #3

RETRO KAT CLEARLY HAS THE RIGHT TO CALL OTHER PEOPLE QUEERS, AS HE IS THE MOST NON-QUEER PERSON HERE

Professor Cool · #4

Hey look tom servo

In the not too distant future,
Somewhere in time and space
Mike Nelson and his robot pals,
Are caught in an endless chase
Pursued by a woman whose name is Pearl,
Just an evil gal who wants to rule the world
She threw a few things in her purse,
And in her rocketship she hunts him,
All across the universe! ("I'll get youuu!")

"I'll send him cheesy movies,
"The worst we I find (la-la-la)
"He'll have to sit and watch them all,
"And I'll monitor his mind (la-la-la)
Now keep in mind Mike can't control,
Where the movies begin or end (la-la-la)
He'll try to keep his sanity,
With the help of his robot friends

Robot Roll Call:
Cambot
Gypsy
Tom Servo
Croooow!

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes,
And other science facts (la-la-la)
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,
I should really just relax".
For... MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000!

:TWANG:

!!!! · #5

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The Retro Kat · #6

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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

RETRO KAT CLEARLY HAS THE RIGHT TO CALL OTHER PEOPLE QUEERS, AS HE IS THE MOST NON-QUEER PERSON HERE

I fail to see your point.

Skulhedface · #7

heh my new avatar inspired the MST3K theme song to be sung. Wonderful funny fun fun!

Professor Cool · #8

Care for me too sing it again, that can be arranged

Skulhedface · #9

Yea, do it. I get nostalgic whenever I hear that song (although it's not nearly as old as anything else I have to get nostalgic about)

Professor Cool · #10

ok fine. Ill do the season one version, (turns on casio) you owe me skullhead, i just dont shoot songs out my ass you know

In the not too distant future,
Next Sunday A.D.
There was a guy named Joel,
Not too different from you or me
He worked at Gizmonics Institute,
Just another face in a red jumpsuit
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn't like him,
So they shot him into space!

"We'll send him cheesy movies,
"The worst we can find (la-la-la)
"He'll have to sit and watch them all,
"And we'll monitor his mind (la-la-la)
Now keep in mind Joel can't control,
Where the movies begin or end (la-la-la)
Because he used those special parts,
To make his robot friends

Robot Roll Call:
Cambot
Gypsy
Tom Servo
Crooooow

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes,
And other science facts (la-la-la)
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,
I should really just relax".

Skulhedface · #11

Alright, I owe ya, hmm? Before I can owe you anything, I have to know what kind of musician you are.

If you are a famous musician, I'll go out and buy your CD.
If you are a street musician, I'll drop a dollar into your guitar case.