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James · #**126**

Sorry, I meant 1 more.

Which is odd, that for 2 peasants I got 50/30min, and now I get 150/30min for one extra peasant.

EisigerBiskuit · #**127**

lets all pitch in and give James some peasants. :P
btw I made about 20k gold in about 9 moves.

Anonymous · #**128**

peasants are worthless because making money over time is worthless; you'll just get raped by everyone for all you're worth.

cashed in big the other day on some dude that was sitting on 60k with a rent-a-cop guarding it. I lured him away with a glazed donut and took it all home in a big burlap sack.

mubert's been begging me on a daily basis now to stop killing him ;_;

Schimid · #**129**

I like peasants--right now I have 14, so I get 700 per turn, which isn't bad at all. I give the link to the same people every day and ask them to do it for me, and I get about eight per day that way.

Anonymous · #**130**

I imagine they get way better when you're good enough that no-one can successfully steal from you, but as-is, if you weren't on my team I'd be cleaning out your pockets every 12 hours (had to stop myself several times, too, since Chimp doesn't show allies in green or anything on the rankings screen).

And i usually attack anyone and everyone until i get down to about 50% stamina and make about 40-70k per day like that.

Schimid · #**131**

Well, I'm kinda at that point now. I have only two units and my defense bonus is over 2,000. I'm sure people could take my stuff, but I doubt they'd be in my bracket anyway.

On a side note, I took 5k from Father Spaz. I'm not your friend, bitch.

James · #**132**

It's not so much that you're sitting on money. It's that you need that little kick of income to get you up to the 1 or 2 thousand you may need to continue building your forces.

Right now, I have 3 peasants. I get 150 gold each turn. Before, making 50 a turn was too slow, and before I could reach a point in which the money would matter it would be taken. Thanks to this, I was able to buy weapons and armor finally for my troops, and RAPE THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE.

I blew some money on making sure I produce 2 peasants a day, so that way I can train more troops while still making sure I don't go below 3 peasants. With the extra money I bought some whores and crack cocaine.

James · #**133**

Oh, and I stole 7000 gold from Father Spaz. As well as 5000 from Asmo, 5000 from Great, 4500 from Sathington Wiloughby, 4000 from Marcus, 3000 from Eggyolk, 3000 from Giak, and 2500 from spooge sucker.

Oh, and all of PubicPubLover's accounts are ripe for the picking. I think I cleaned out 10-15k from them before I was out of their league.

Schimid · #**134**

My problem is that my defense is pretty extraordinary...my attack is horrible, though. I need better troops, so all I can do is wait for my Gold to rise so I can buy some good weapons :/

Anonymous · #**135**

haha, chimp added the green accounts to the game. I CONTROL THIS GAME LIKE JESUS

Anonymous · #**136**

chimp, your commander still doesn't show up in green, but all the people under him do ;<

EisigerBiskuit · #**137**

Quote:

Originally Posted by James

3000 from Eggyolk

LOOK OUT BOY IMA RAPE YOU NOW

eggyolk · #**138**

thebiggameover · #**139**

oh fuck, does that mean i gots to get in on this too?

EisigerBiskuit · #**140**

ohmygodz, if you don't, your out of the gang

AChimp · #**141**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin

haha, chimp added the green accounts to the game. I CONTROL THIS GAME LIKE JESUS

Pub and a couple other guys recommended it, too... I'll fix the commander thing tomorrow. :O

James · #**142**

I just attacked a bunch of people to get about 9900 gold. I needed just a little more, so I attacked one more person. I come back, and I have 3000 gold. Someone took all my gold JUST as I'd gotten it.

So, I decide to try and use the gold I have left. But the fucking Blacksmith isn't accepting the number I'm putting it. And it's the right fucking number. Closed IE, opened it, and it works fine. You have to close and reopen your browser to buy stuff?

So yeah. Now I sit here for another 12-24 hours hoping I can get enough gold that won't be raped, so I can advance higher up.

I'm mad. There's nobody left to attack to get money back.

EisigerBiskuit · #**143**

Add a list on the side with names/ranks of people who are online, so I know if I'll get raped or not. Maybe just a bar with, "xx/xx Leaders are aware," or some..