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Old Feb 28th, 2007, 06:26 PM       
Oh Snap, zero. Did I step over some forbidden issues you have?

Really, you should get some therapy, quickly, before it spirals out of control, wouldn't want you posting on here, from your padded room, in the psych ward.
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Old Feb 28th, 2007, 06:48 PM       
So it's time to play "Let's see how many commas we can fit into a sentence without using semicolons!" eh?
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Old Feb 28th, 2007, 06:52 PM       
Someday someone will pay me to write those
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Old Feb 28th, 2007, 06:52 PM       
Eh' sure, I love that game!

Be kind, I've only started getting used to these so called 'commas', it's a slow process, but I'm making progress. ASSHOLE
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Old Feb 28th, 2007, 08:06 PM       
i hate semicolons.
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Old Feb 28th, 2007, 11:11 PM       
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"It Ain't Illegal if You Never Met"By Fartin Mowler

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anyone would be proud to mount those on a wall

Phone rings (female phone solicitor)

Hello I'm calling from Franks duct cleaners and I was wondering...

SevenForce (interupts before she can continue)

I just shaved my balls and I'm about to jump into my Hot tub, would you like to join me? what's your name?

Phone solicitor

I'm not allowed to give out that information

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where are you located?

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West Beachhaven

SevenForce (balls start to get red and itchy)

I was from West Beachhaven...My parents and sister were killed in a fire and I was adopted by a cult that makes me shave my balls

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Oh my god I was told that my brother was killed in a fire and I was adopted by Duct Cleaners

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Can you describe yourself?

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I'm 5 ft tall with short hair

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OOOOH YAAA I got it

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Got what?

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Old Apr 13th, 2007, 09:34 PM       
If evolution is based on mutation, and cousin loving causes mutation.

Wouldn't Arkansas dating encourage the next step in human evolution?

Granted you have a few failures befor a SUPERIOR mutation is born but you have to break a few embryos to make the evolutionary omelet.
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Old Apr 13th, 2007, 10:02 PM       
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Old Apr 13th, 2007, 10:16 PM       
inbreeding doesn't "cause mutation", it just causes loads of recessive genes to be expressed (and most of those are for unhealthy traits btw)

it's like sifting thru a catbox, the act of sifting doesn't CREATE more shit but it brings out the shit that was buried underneath the surface
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Old Apr 13th, 2007, 10:41 PM       
like web toes and retardation?
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 02:19 AM       
HAHA I BET YOU ARE SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE COURAGE
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 02:23 AM       
Sam hit it dead on.

Courage doesnt know shit cause he's a fucking know-it-all pretty boy faggot.
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 02:36 AM       
dawsons creek!

i wish i could somehow make a post with the music from dawsons creek...

open up your eyes or something about friends look outside take a fresh breath of air isn't it ironic i don't know im not good at remembering crappy songs
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 05:42 PM       
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Sam hit it dead on.

Courage doesnt know shit cause he's a fucking know-it-all pretty boy faggot.
I thought the pre requisite of a "know-it-all" is that they have to know a bare minimum of Shit.

And although I don't know any Dawsons Creek music I occasionally correspond back and forth with the guy from Remy Zero who wrote the smallville theme.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_XbICwVJ6I

cool guy from Lousiana. had a big fight with is brother last year but they got over it and started jamming again in their REM getting raped by Radiohead style.
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 05:46 PM       
I can't read your posts PLZ make a thread title that summarizes your last post so I can grasp it!!!
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 06:17 PM       
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_XbICwVJ6I

cool guy from Lousiana. had a big fight with is brother last year but they got over it and started jamming again in their REM getting raped by Radiohead style.
It's cool that their shared passion for their sister didn't break them apart. I guess.
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 09:58 PM       
OH GOD, NOT ONLY DOES HE HAVE AN ASIAN FIANCE BUT HE ALSO KNOWS SOMEONE WHO MADE A MUSIC THEME FOR A TELEVISION SHOW OH MY FUCKING FUCK THIS GUY HAS GOT IT ALL LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING UNLESS YOU ARE LIVING IT LIKE COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG
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Old Jun 9th, 2007, 08:25 PM       
People love to dislike Freud because he's popular, like Britney Spears. If he hadn't sold a million copies of "I'm aFreud you wanna f*** your mom (and so do I)" you'd all call him the underground revolutionary.

Seriously though, he broke through to even call on the idea of a subconscious, so don't disrespect.
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Old Jun 10th, 2007, 04:52 AM       
i'll disrespect whom i please feces face
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Old Jun 10th, 2007, 03:03 PM       
I was with you until the "feces face". I admired your defense of the Constitution's freedom of speech, I thought you were about to get into Jefferson, and instead you called me "feces face". I'm hoping that is a type, and you meant to write "face face".
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Old Jun 10th, 2007, 11:39 PM       
get raped, kid
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Old Jun 11th, 2007, 07:51 AM       
willie u need 2 b nice 2 the newbz they are the future how would u like it if u came 2 a new forum and got picked on right away?
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Old Jun 15th, 2007, 09:53 AM       
I kiss my sister all the time. But in a good way.
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Old Jun 26th, 2007, 11:34 PM       
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inbreeding doesn't "cause mutation", it just causes loads of recessive genes to be expressed (and most of those are for unhealthy traits btw)

it's like sifting thru a catbox, the act of sifting doesn't CREATE more shit but it brings out the shit that was buried underneath the surface
You are a fucking poet, goddamn.
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Old Jun 27th, 2007, 08:16 AM       
Poetry or not, I still maintain it is a good thing to kiss your sister, but in a good way.

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