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Old Oct 15th, 2007, 07:49 PM        Halloween-esque B-Movies
With Halloween ever looming, I have to speak of a couple of movies that I haven't read about on I-mockery (yet... still digging through archives) or in this forum. These are not reviews, just memories that popped in my head within the last couple of days.

Dr. Caligari - I have a copy of a copy on VHS of this and it is definitely a fave of mine. Made in 1989 by Steven Sayadian (who also did Cafe Flesh) it is one of the weirdest flicks i've seen. Googling for info yielded hardly any results, as most refered to "Cabinet of Doctor Caligari". Watch it if at possible.

Fade To Black - Way before "Some Kind Of Monster", a collection of old interviews with Metallica and the kicked out Dave Mustaine. Yeah, right, I wish.
An early 80's horror flick, that i saw the trailer for in 1st grade, eventually seeing it in 3rd grade on HBO or something. I haven't seen it since. The main character is a make up artist who goes nuts for some reason. Throughout the film he kills dressed up as a 20's mobster (with a tommy gun), a mummy, and a vampire.

Saturday The 14th - I saw this at a drive-in probably in 2nd grade. I may have also seen it on HBO a couple years later. It's a spoof of horror flicks from what I remember, and at the time, not seeing hardly any horror movies, I probably was bored because i didn't get the jokes. Also, I think there was another movie playing on another screen at the drive-in that had boobs on it, so i was watching that instead.

Trick Or Treat - This has been talked about on at least the forums but c'mon!!! Gene Simmons is a DJ. Ozzy Osbourne is a televangelist. Anyone who likes 80's metal that grew up in the 80's will have blood rush to their genitalia at the mere mention of this film.

I guess that's it for now on the spookniness or Halloween related. Otherwise, I'll start talking about "The Beastmaster". So check these flicks out. Maybe you won't like 'em, but maybe you will. This has been an Eyes Only Streaming News Bulletin.
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Old Oct 15th, 2007, 09:25 PM       
I'm just going to repost something I posted on another forum that I believe to be relevant.

With Halloween approaching us, I thought I might share some of my favorite movies dealing with heavy metal horror.

First we have Rock And Roll Nightmare starring Jon Mikl Thor. All the 80s cheese you could want and pretty damn good soundtrack. I particularly love the plastic monsters. This particular scene is where Thor battles Satan. Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmxtDl-u1aQ

Next up is Hard Rock Zombies, some of you may recognize the band to be Holy Moses. I selected 2 clips to share.
Thier performance of a sappy sweet ballad of Cassie as zombies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFGj85XKitc
And thier revenge on one of thier killers, notice the awesome zombie walks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV2Y22d7pL0
I lied there's one more clip I need to share, a ghoul eating himself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iyt1T2LqdQ

Now we come to Trick Or Treat, a Halloween classic starring Gene Simmons and Ozzy. The real star here is Sammi Kerr the dead rockstar returned from Hell to rock everyone to death!
This scene is shortly after the first Sammi attack after his biggest fan plays his album backwards and brings Sammi back to life:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy7UUgMAXEQ
This is Sammi at the high school dance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TYDNH79Qro
And this is the music video for the movie, music by Fastway:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EefGvpLrZeg

Rocktober Blood is a classic rock n roll slasher flick featuring the ultimately classic band Sorcery (check out Stunt Rock as another movie with these guys, Tarantino got alot of his inspiration for his Grindhouse movie from Stunt Rock). All I could find was two clips of the performances from the movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvB78T2KUFc
This one's got a little action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmfAof2K2ao

Now we have Shock Em Dead, this one features Tracii Lords in one of her first serious roles and Micheal Angelo the guitar god of Nitro as Satan. Micheal Angelo also is responsible for all the guitar work close ups in the movie.
This clip gives you the basic idea of the movie and how bad ass Michael Angelo is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvCx7jlbdZg
This is a full scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEQCafLQa18

Here I have a real treat for you. KISS meets the Phantom of the Park, made by Hanna Barbara! This is the whole movie. The quality isn't the best but it's still great. Rip! Rip! Rip and destroy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2roEGV0MVM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4-znGuyYb8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6lOXYTrtrg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFUDIhSHtQM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMEM0DpLQd4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-jzOpBrWoE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ2TRxYPsAk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OejpnQPVhMk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZl8vePc3l0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DySMCQBp5I
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Old Oct 15th, 2007, 09:27 PM       
Unfortunately I was not able to locate a clip of Black Roses, but this is an excellent heavy metal horror movie. Here is a review I found of it that's pretty accurate:
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Ever hear someone describe a rock band and/or it's followers as "monsters"? Well, in BLACK ROSES they are! In the opening scene, we see a bunch of demon headed creatures in '80's rock "duds" playing before an adoring crowd. Then the concert is broken up, and the fans that burst out of the hall are demons, too!

That opening scene is never really explained, but we assume that band was none other than the Black Roses (surely TWO bands couldn't have a lead singer with such a perfect head of hair!) who are coming to the lovely town of Mill Basin to play a series of shows. And Mill Basin is the town where our story is centered, concerning the lives of a group of students that attend the local high school and Mr. Moorhouse (Matt), the "hip" and "with it" literature teacher.

It seems the parents of Mill Basin are rallying against the Black Roses performing their shows. The kids are up in arms about THAT, of course, but Matt helps persuade the coucil to let the shows go on. Some of the town council members aren't so sure it's a good idea, however, and attend the first Black Roses show to assure themselves that anarchy won't ensue. The band hits the stage and immediately breaks into a sappy ballad about their home town, and the singer hands out roses to the audience.

Upon discovering that the Black Roses are such a harmless band, the council members decide they've seen enough and leave. But of course as soon as they leave, the band immediately breaks out the metal, black leather and black magic! And the kids go wild -- so wild that they are listless and non-communicative in Matt's class the next day, which isn't like them at all. He's their favorite teacher, after all! And he begins to suspect that something is going on at those Black Roses shows, especially since the band just "gave" tickets for the rest of their shows to all the kids.

And more strange behaviors are being exhibited by the kids with each successive show. They get into fights, commit random acts of destruction, and rebelliously begin chanting "Damian" (the name of the Black Roses' singer) at Matt one day in class. Apparently, the Black Roses have a bad effect on kids in general, since a little boy under the effect of the Black Roses music throws his favorite toys into the fireplace. And stranger things are happening at Black Roses shows: in one scene, the "concert" is nothing more than the band standing on stage while the audience chants and Damien delivers a sermon of evil. Falling deeper under the spell of Damien and his Black Roses, the kids begin murdering their parents and authority figures.

But Matt knows something is going on, since he's been doing research on witchcraft and demonology at the local library. He's not going to give up "his kids" without a fight! He charges into a Black Roses show, to find Damien "holding court" over the audience. Damien changes into his TRUE form -- a hideous and very odd-looking demon, which freaks out his adoring female fans -- and he and Matt do battle "for the kids." Naturally, Matt wins by kneeing the demon in the groin and setting him on fire. With Damien going to his fiery rewards, the spell is broken, and the kids return to normal. The world is saved!

Or is it? In the final scene, Matt watches in horror as a TV newscaster reports that the Black Roses are doing a series of five shows in New York City before taking their act to Briton!



If you hate the band Europe, the guitar player gets his head lopped off in the movie Blood Tracks. Swedish people are funny.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Hy4BoSzOzGY

Dreamaniac is a slight twist on the traditional supernatural slasher. In Dreamaniac a heavy metal lyricist who dabbles in Satanism accidentally brings a murderous succubus into the world which starts a chain of slashalicious hemoglobilarity! Best line of the movie: "Oh that's right, you're Frances. I thought I recognized those small tits." What's not to love?
I couldn't find a clip of this either so I'll give you the pleasure of the cover:

I miss the 80s drawn covers.

(Alot of the descriptions of some of these are quotes from other sources as I am not awesome enough to have seen all of these yet, but I have a high interest)
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Old Oct 15th, 2007, 09:40 PM       
Trick or Treat was definitely the best $11 I ever spent, even though Gene and Ozzy are really just cameos.
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Old Oct 15th, 2007, 09:49 PM       
I've seen it at Wal-Mart for $5 lately. Totally worth getting.
Though Gene and Ozzy are cameos, the real star is Sammi, and the rubber demon puppet rape.
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Old Oct 15th, 2007, 10:43 PM       
I posted but screwed up so here it is again.

Another movie which isn't about Halloween yet scared me shitless in 4th grade was the so-called documentary about Nostrodamus "The Man Who Saw Tomorrow". Prolly retarded by today's standards, but it flipped the wig of one 9 year old back in 1982 with it's "predictions" of the End of the World.
An asteroid hits earth in 1986 flooding the world and by the mid 90's, people are becoming cannibals. If only it were true.

And "Rubber Demon Puppet Rape" could be a band name by itself.
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...and the rubber demon puppet rape.
I still don't understand how that was in any way related to the rest of the movie.
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Old Oct 16th, 2007, 10:31 AM       
I have no clue either, but I enjoyed it just the same.
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