This thread disturbs me. Four reasons.
1) I agree with Retro Kat far too much for it to be good for my sanity. While this lasts,
to you, Kat.
2) That picture of Chris Elliott is still freaking me out. Has Esuohlim had that avatar for a long time, or can I keep hoping it's only temporary?
3) There is a surprisingly low amount of profanity and lame gay jokes for a Mock Wars thread.
4) And there is a dirty troglodyte with the screen name of a pre-teen pothead who has gone beyond mockery and is leveling a real insult against all of us because, like Kat says, he seems to think he knows a lot about everyone because he's read their message board posts. For the screen name alone, I'm not about to take him seriously - creative and thoughtful insults are for people I respect. On that note...
I'm talking to YOU! Yes, YOU, you complete and utter waste of food and oxygen. You're gay. And so is your mom. Fuck off and die.