Drunk AIM talk

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Usually when I get home from drinking I pass out right away, but sometimes I feel like its a good idea to get on the computer first. I've only used the instant messaging while drunk a few times, and one of them was responsible for someone never talking to me again- I never remember these conversations, so I never know what they are like. But now I have a handy AIM logger, and frankly, this makes me want to talk online while drunk more often.

YouWantToBeAdam:i'm toitally frunk and I have class tomorrow
YouWantToBeAdam:This is aesome
LadyFriend:what?
YouWantToBeAdam:just got home from the bar
LadyFriend:when's your class?
LadyFriend:ha ha oh drunk
LadyFriend:frunk
YouWantToBeAdam:i dunno, 1p,m
LadyFriend:well how drunk are you?
YouWantToBeAdam:Frunk baby, lets get creunk
YouWantToBeAdam:Not too much,. I had like beers, 12 is my shitface level
YouWantToBeAdam:eight beers*
LadyFriend:can you walk in a straight line?
YouWantToBeAdam:Yeah, I think
LadyFriend:ha ha try
YouWantToBeAdam:I dun wanna get up to try
YouWantToBeAdam:ok
YouWantToBeAdam:I did it hooray
LadyFriend:yay!!!
YouWantToBeAdam:Man, its been like 5 or 65 months since I've been drunk
YouWantToBeAdam:I misst it
LadyFriend:ha ha yeah its pretty awesome
YouWantToBeAdam:I am eatin some oreaos here, and I want burritgos
YouWantToBeAdam:brink me some burritos and I'll buy yu booze
LadyFriend:oh yeah i'll totally get you some
YouWantToBeAdam:nABM NA==MAKE ITS BEEF AND RED CHILIES
LadyFriend:got it
LadyFriend:anything to drink?
LadyFriend:beside more beer
YouWantToBeAdam:i W
YouWantToBeAdam:capri sun
LadyFriend:what flavor?
YouWantToBeAdam:sun flavorf
LadyFriend:ok
YouWantToBeAdam:you know, that fun in the sun flavor that came out in like 1992
LadyFriend:yeah
YouWantToBeAdam:biuld a time machine ande get some I'll wait in your biulding
YouWantToBeAdam:i heard ther are catrs there
LadyFriend:ok i will
YouWantToBeAdam:Doin't patrionize me, I will remember all this when I sober up
YouWantToBeAdam:you are toast
LadyFriend:i'm not
YouWantToBeAdam:Oh man, I talked to my ex's sister today and she is like twice as hot as her sister
LadyFriend:oooh
LadyFriend:you gonna try to get with her? haha
YouWantToBeAdam:she scared me at first because her husband was all "make key for mongo uuhhhhhhhhhgg"
LadyFriend:hah
YouWantToBeAdam:And she looks so much like my ex I was all :"wtf:"
LadyFriend:well they are siisters
YouWantToBeAdam:I know butg still
YouWantToBeAdam:I was freaked, thinking "man I don't wanna talk to her
LadyFriend:were you guys hanging out or soemting or didi you just bump into her?
YouWantToBeAdam:Noqw I'm fEWW AND i discovered a new wayu to heaven that the hindos made up as being tries
LadyFriend:lol
YouWantToBeAdam: om god I am so todalltyu blacked out
LadyFriend:haha
YouWantToBeAdam:I can't see very well right now, I'm going to bed.
LadyFriend:hah a good idea
YouWantToBeAdam:You talk to yourself for several hours to represent me when I'm gone
LadyFriend:alright i will
YouWantToBeAdam:4/19/07 NEVA FORGET
LadyFriend:yup
LadyFriend:goodnight and dont hurt yourself now ok?
YouWantToBeAdam:thank you
YouWantToBeAdam:not everyuone reallly thinks about me like tha
YouWantToBeAdam:t yhfiosh
YouWantToBeAdam:nights