Baby Got Back

[Miss Modular]

I decided to translate the opening of Sir Mix's A Lot's "Baby Got Back". I translated from English to French, then back to English. Here's what I got:

Oh my God, Becky, glance with his end! It is so large. It resembles one of the girl friends of these types of dry and hard blow. But which includes/understands these types of dry and hard blow. They speak to him only because it resembles to a total prostitute! Its end, it is right so large, I cannot believe it is right so round, it is like outside there! Gross! She is so black simply!

[Mike]

I favor the large buttocks and I cannot put to bed
You other brothers cannot think not
That when a girl walks in with a waste of bitty itty
And a circular thing for your face
towards receives you jumped,
the traction of wanna in hard top causes you
notice this end was stuffed deep in the john
she carries I am hung and I cannot to stare at
Oh the baby, I wanna receives the spirit to warn me
But with this end received you Ooh of brands,
Rump-o'-smooth-skin said you that you wanna between my
Benz?

[Jeanette X]

SHAKE IT!

[executioneer]

WHAT I WANT TO KNOW, IS WHERE DID SHE GET BACK FROM :/ BABY CAMP?

-willie

[KILLADEUCE]

Holeee Christ! I just had an epiphany Readin' this!

They speak to him only because it resembles to a total prostitute!

[Carnivore]

I believe the Enigma code was cracked using a similar method. Well done, Mod.

[Mockery]

Miss Modular, remind me to show you Richard Cheese's version of "Baby Got Back"... it will shine new light on the dark crack of that song for you.