My birthday cake

[imported_Cynical.Angel]

my family is too retarded to find birthday candles, or for that matter a birthday cake. BUt that wont break the nerve of my dad, far from it, so he decided to improvise. :/ my "cake" was an assortment of various cake like objects, and the candles were wooden matches.

anyone else have a birthday related story?

[mburbank]

One day you will look back and see that as a beautiful memory.

On my thirteenth Birthday my grandfather told me that while Jewish Tradition might hold that I was now a man, I never would be until I learned to pick my Pajamas up off the floor. later that day I almost broke my older borther's ankle in a failed bossting incident.