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Old Jul 30th, 2003, 06:06 PM       
Never heard of that before.
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Old Jul 30th, 2003, 07:28 PM       
Don't worry, that's only because you are useless.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
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Old Jul 30th, 2003, 07:51 PM       
I've never heard of an alternate method of masturbation because I'm useless. That was a good one.
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Old Jul 30th, 2003, 08:07 PM       
Exactly, I'm glad we can see eye to eye on this.
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Old Jul 30th, 2003, 08:30 PM       
Crazy crazy crazy.
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Old Jul 30th, 2003, 08:34 PM       
NO, I LOVE YOU, SSA!
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Old Jul 30th, 2003, 10:17 PM       
Thank you for being insightful FS.

Time for 'Marble' to shut up.
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Old Jul 30th, 2003, 10:20 PM       
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Old Jul 31st, 2003, 02:18 AM       
just a friendly reminder that masturbation is a sin and you are all GOING TO FUCKING HELL.
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Old Jul 31st, 2003, 10:34 AM       
Do they have masturbation there?
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Old Jul 31st, 2003, 11:14 AM       
They certainly better!
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Old Jul 31st, 2003, 11:22 AM       
They might have it in hell...


But even if they did, your hand would probably turn into a garbage disposal or sumthing right in the middle of it..


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Old Jul 31st, 2003, 11:25 AM       
WELL IN THAT CASE HELL FUCKING SUCKS
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Old Jul 31st, 2003, 11:30 AM       
HAhah yeah i started thinking about it and with my luck "My Hell" Would be just that or something even more sinsister-

I would be ecompassed in flames in the fiery depths of the dark lord, in front of a huge Movie screen with my eyes forced open (Like in Kubrik's Clockwork orange) They would replay all of my promiscous encounters in front of me until i could take no more.. And just as i reach down to commit that "oh so devilish" deed, I grasp .... A VAGINA THAT HAS BEEN CIRCUMSIZED WITH A BROKEN GUINNESS BOTTLE!!!! -DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAA

Sheeit Even Dante would have issues with that one...
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 01:15 AM       
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 09:38 AM       
I'm sure glad they edited those masturbation scenes out of "Edward Scissorhands". :recessedtesticles
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 09:47 AM       
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I'm sure glad they edited those masturbation scenes out of "Edward Scissorhands". :recessedtesticles
ME too! Kelly... Me Too...
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 01:06 PM       
dear killadeuce,

when you quote the person directly above yourself, it only serves to make you look like even more of an imbecile than you do already.

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Old Aug 2nd, 2003, 09:49 AM       
Why does that advice sound familiar (fights an urge to quote Sadie)?
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Old Aug 2nd, 2003, 07:54 PM       
I just started humping pillows instead of masturbating

I like it
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Old Aug 2nd, 2003, 10:27 PM       
People who brag about having numerous sexual encounters and how they rule at getting their partners off are insecure, pathetic losers
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Old Aug 2nd, 2003, 10:52 PM       
You're just saying that because you never get laid.

Or because you know what you're talking about. :/
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Old Aug 3rd, 2003, 12:23 AM       
WELL....

I'm the Space Goblin and I'm here to say
That masturbating is A.O.K

Because every person across these lands
Can use a little more time with their hands
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Old Aug 3rd, 2003, 01:10 AM       
stupid character.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2003, 02:08 AM       
WELL...

I think you best be shutting the fuck up, DAMN.
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