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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 02:16 AM        I'm up out this bitch!
I'm going on vacation for a week. Take care of this place while I'm gone, and try not to drip any piss on the carpet around the toilet because I'm not going to be around to clean it up. Oh, and I have some lunch meat in the fridge that's going to spoil in a few days, so please help yourself. In fact, if you DON'T help yourself, we may have another smelly incident. You know, like we had with the "tuna" and the "decomposing corpse" of that "child" we held for ransom who we never managed to get rid of and stuffed into the crawlspace.

Oh, and if my 'package' arrives (you know the one, in the plain brown wrapper...*wink wink nudge nudge*) try to keep it some place inconspicuous, and please don't open it. And for the love of GOD don't use it. The last thing I want to do is disinfect it right off the bat.

And with that, I'm off! Like a fart in the night!
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 02:29 AM       
You forgot to mention where you're going

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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 03:23 AM       
I took all the salami already. If anybody wanted the salami, then tough.
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 06:03 AM       
I'm going to Indiana with my family. Not the most exciting place in the world, but I have relatives there who I haven't seen in years.
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 06:10 AM       
Have a good time lad. Me off too...to the 'big chill' festival to work on their radio station. Its where 'young people' go to get 'off their mash' whilst listening to this 'acid house hip hop' I keep reading about in the 'press'. Much easier to pickpocket the hippies when they are smacked up to the tits.
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 11:52 AM       
He's gone! Now we can jump on his bed!
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 12:01 PM       
HAve Fun- Watch out for the AMISH Woman!!!
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 12:02 PM       
We should take turns farting on his pillow.
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 12:55 PM       
I've been munching sweetpeas in my parents' garden all day. I go first.
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 01:54 PM       
Proto SO should rendez-vous with Feueraffe and me. This suggestion probably comes a bit late .
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 04:31 PM       
OMG NOW WE CAN PLAY OUR MUSIC REALLY LOUD .
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 04:49 PM       
Indiana brings back memories of the noxious fumes from the factories that lasted the whole 2 days I was there... :/
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 09:22 PM       
We can look at the magazines he keeps in his underwear drawer....
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 09:25 PM       
I'm goin away soon, too. I'm going to hershey park in PA with a few frens :o
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 09:44 PM       
i'm leaving for a week next week. till then farting on protoclowns pillow will continue.
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 11:04 PM       
I wonder if the corpse is ready to eat yet ?
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 02:44 AM       
I bet he has sex with his cousin right after the youngster stirs the Kool-Aide with his "Wipin' Hand"
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 02:52 AM       
OMG, IT'S HARRYWEINER EVERYONE! LOLOLOL!
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 02:55 AM       
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 02:58 AM       
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 06:32 AM       
Why would Proto go to India? I heat it's very dirty there, & the people are unclean... Well fuck it, while he's gone... I'm going to leave all the lights on, run the water taps at full, & not lock the door at night.
Also I hate you Harry W. You are not my friend...
Oh also while he's gone... I'm not going to do my "..." after every few words... Starting... Right... Now.
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Old Aug 4th, 2003, 03:22 PM        ....
why aren't you ever on AIM, Scrotoclown?
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Old Aug 4th, 2003, 03:30 PM       
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Old Aug 4th, 2003, 03:41 PM       
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