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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 03:05 AM        Porn
Anyone know where a guy can get good free porn on the internet? I really want some good porn. Little help please?
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 03:09 AM       
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 03:36 AM       
Where to get free porn on the Internet? That's like asking where to get shoes at the shoestore.
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 07:11 AM       
A lot of people fail to realize how friendly the internet really is.

Many porn sites, where you would have to pay, are actually more than willing to give out 2 or 3 of their full videos, if you send an e-mail to the webmaster and ask nicely.

Try something along these lines:

Dear webmaster,

I recently came across your site. And based on the previews shown, I an interested in the content you have for your members. Unfortunately, I do not want to pay for your materials, nor can I, as I am currently under 18.

However, I would like some of your videos. And while I know it would be silly to ask for full access to your site, I do not think it is unreasonable for you to send me some of your full videos (rather than the brief clips displayed in your previews) for me to enjoy. After all, it may be enough to make me a member in the future.

Thank you,
(your name here)
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 09:18 AM       
That avatar makes that suggestion ten zillion times funnier, James.
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 09:26 AM       
And make sure that you give them your credit card number ... for age verification only
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 09:56 AM       
Newsgroups are a great way to get pr0n if you have the patience to learn how to use them. Most ISP's offer Newsgroups as part of a base service (at least the one i work for does)

HEre is a really great guide to Using NG's if anyones interesting:

http://www.slyck.com/ng.php


you can normally find anything.. App's, movies, Pr0n and other cool shit.
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 10:03 AM       
You fuckin A randy wanker!
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 10:38 AM       
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Actually Pr0n can serve many purposes, I use it mostly for trade. One Can swap porn for games or app's.... I've even gotten Mad FTP space and a Tippman paintball gun once. Who needs Currency - USe PORNO!!!
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 10:43 AM       
Inspired by "HarryWeiner", I'm changing my username to "Hugh_G_Rection" :originalitychallenged
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 11:25 AM       
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 11:34 AM       
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 12:09 PM       
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 02:01 PM       
OMG BEST PORN SITE EVER!!!
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 02:59 PM       
I used a pic from that site as my spray design for counter-strike. classic.
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 05:18 PM       
http://www.omgicantbelieveitsfreepornomgclickhere.com
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 05:44 PM       
Ever heard of Kazaa?
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 06:36 PM       
Shit City give me a boner.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2003, 09:33 AM       
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Old Aug 2nd, 2003, 12:48 PM       
I'll second the Kazaa suggestion if you want video.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2003, 04:21 PM       
Chasey Lain is hot. I had a discussion about her hotness with one of my friends last night. Good times. btw
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Old Aug 2nd, 2003, 09:49 PM       
www.asciipr0n.com

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Old Aug 3rd, 2003, 03:46 PM       
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That site is in my aim profile now. It says 'click here'.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2003, 04:29 PM       
Oh my god, look what I've started.



I think this thread is to riské for the internet.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2003, 06:26 PM       
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That site is in my aim profile now. It says 'click here'.
Oh shit! That's fucking brilliant! *copies hickman* lol
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