synthroid xxl (10:50:50 PM): I wanna get "KTHXBYE" on my license plates. That would be really gay.
JeanetteX (10:51:05 PM): Who are you?
synthroid xxl (10:51:11 PM): What do you mean?
synthroid xxl (10:51:29 PM): I am David Spade's personal jesus
JeanetteX (10:52:11 PM): His own personal Jesus? You can get one that is made especially for you?
synthroid xxl (10:52:14 PM): I am wearing Ghandi's flip flops
synthroid xxl (10:52:24 PM): Yes
JeanetteX (10:52:53 PM): Are you wearing his diaper too?
synthroid xxl (10:53:13 PM): No, I wanted to
synthroid xxl (10:53:17 PM): But it smelt like Detroit
JeanetteX (10:53:38 PM): There's probably a lot of sand in it.
synthroid xxl (10:54:40 PM): Ghandi thinks he's so cool, I hate him and his manufactured fucking plants.
JeanetteX (10:55:02 PM): Maybe he will be reincarnated as a plant.
synthroid xxl (10:55:08 PM): He's all "Wow I have a lot of fans! LOL!"
synthroid xxl (10:55:26 PM): Well you know what Ghandi? I have my own fanclub. It's called China.
synthroid xxl (10:55:35 PM): I bet he has man-boobs.
JeanetteX (10:56:09 PM): I have woman boobs.
synthroid xxl (10:56:19 PM): I bet they're funny-looking.
JeanetteX (10:56:42 PM): No more than any other woman's.
JeanetteX (10:56:57 PM): The nipples are big though. like silver dollars.
synthroid xxl (10:57:17 PM): Oh, so you have Gwenyth Paltrow boobs.
JeanetteX (10:57:31 PM): She has big nipples?
synthroid xxl (10:57:36 PM): Huge.
JeanetteX (10:57:39 PM): Did you sleep with her or something to find that out?
synthroid xxl (10:58:14 PM): I said "Gwen, what is it with you?" - "What do you mean hunny?" - "Sweety your ...nipples..."
JeanetteX (10:58:44 PM): I don't see what the big deal is. just a natural variation.
synthroid xxl (10:58:50 PM): "My nipples are fine"
synthroid xxl (10:59:00 PM): "They are not. I can't do this anymore. I want to break up with you"
synthroid xxl (10:59:11 PM): "You must check out a band called Intense Hammer Rage. They wrote a song about you."
synthroid xxl (10:59:15 PM): "OMG!"
synthroid xxl (10:59:18 PM): "What's that?"
synthroid xxl (10:59:24 PM): "stfu n00b"
JeanetteX (10:59:45 PM): is that who this is?
synthroid xxl (10:59:55 PM): No.
JeanetteX (11:00:00 PM): damn.
JeanetteX (11:01:34 PM): GAH! WHO ARE YOU?!
synthroid xxl (11:01:41 PM): If you guess who I am, there will be a prize for you.
synthroid xxl (11:02:14 PM): You'll find the man of your dreams under the x-mas tree who will be announced by Bob Barker as you look around to find that the living room is "The Price Is Right" when me, Madonna, and Michael J. Fox will bust in on a recon mission, grab you, shoot Bob and cook you breakfast.
JeanetteX (11:02:32 PM): Can I have a hint?
synthroid xxl (11:02:59 PM): I am two words.
synthroid xxl (11:03:07 PM): Superlicious and Spoogetastic.
synthroid xxl (11:03:14 PM): That is how one will describe me.
synthroid xxl (11:03:20 PM): I am not from America.
JeanetteX (11:03:25 PM): Helm?
synthroid xxl (11:03:33 PM): That Robbot? No way.
JeanetteX (11:03:56 PM): Pjalne?
synthroid xxl (11:04:07 PM): No. I don't post a lot.
synthroid xxl (11:04:15 PM): Actually, I don't post at all!
synthroid xxl (11:04:16 PM): LOL!
JeanetteX (11:04:26 PM): What is your post count?
synthroid xxl (11:04:40 PM): stfu
synthroid xxl (11:04:51 PM): No more information shall be revealed.
synthroid xxl (11:05:05 PM): Reviled...whatever, bitch.
synthroid xxl (11:05:22 PM): Can I tell you something?
JeanetteX (11:05:27 PM): okay.
synthroid xxl (11:06:21 PM): Today, I was at my brother's apartment, with his girlfriend.
JeanetteX (11:06:45 PM): and?
synthroid xxl (11:06:48 PM): I noticed how we were like "DUDE! TEH TEKNO SUX TEH BIG'N!," then ventured off saying "except for this one song by that one guy." Which then became "yeah, I agree there, did you hear this and that song too? You should check out this guy!" And now we're at "DUDE! TEH TEKNO ROXXORS MY SOXXORSWOWH".
synthroid xxl (11:06:59 PM): Just wanted to share that piece of information with you.
JeanetteX (11:07:13 PM): You know what? I have no time for this. This is no longer amusing me.
synthroid xxl (11:07:19 PM): No wait!
synthroid xxl (11:07:26 PM): Okay, I'm sorry.
synthroid xxl (11:07:39 PM): Are you still leaving?
JeanetteX (11:07:42 PM): *grudgingly waits*
synthroid xxl (11:08:47 PM): So
synthroid xxl (11:08:57 PM): If I was just a random person, will you no longer talk to me?
JeanetteX (11:09:21 PM): Eh, I probably would.
JeanetteX (11:09:41 PM): so you aren't from the board?
synthroid xxl (11:09:51 PM): Because, I still think you're cool. Cooler than Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, who reminds me of me. Because I want to sit in a plastic chair and fall into a pool too.
JeanetteX (11:10:08 PM): answer the question.
synthroid xxl (11:10:11 PM): I don't post on the boards
synthroid xxl (11:10:26 PM): Relax, I'm not a fast reader.
JeanetteX (11:10:46 PM): so you just lurk then?
synthroid xxl (11:10:51 PM): Yeah
synthroid xxl (11:10:56 PM): Is that bad?
JeanetteX (11:11:20 PM): Better to lurk then to write bad post, I suppose.
synthroid xxl (11:11:43 PM): You'd think I'd write bad posts?
synthroid xxl (11:11:48 PM): Well, that hurt.
JeanetteX (11:11:56 PM): I assumed that was why you were lurking.
JeanetteX (11:12:10 PM): If you had something to offer, wouldn't you post it?
synthroid xxl (11:12:14 PM): No.
JeanetteX (11:12:23 PM): why?
synthroid xxl (11:12:51 PM): You usually get the ever popular "I'm going to copy and paste this email forward my mom sent me from her work computer, and make everybody at the forum think I made it up, because I want so much to look cool..."
synthroid xxl (11:13:13 PM): Well, not many people do that, but people like Rongi, Cap'n'Crunch
synthroid xxl (11:13:50 PM): I am Chojin's boyfriend.
synthroid xxl (11:13:57 PM): We met at the park. He asked me if I knew a good dog walker. I panicked and said yes.
JeanetteX (11:14:03 PM): Better not tell his girlfriend that.
synthroid xxl (11:14:09 PM): Oh he's not gay?
synthroid xxl (11:14:12 PM): Which one is the gay guy?
JeanetteX (11:14:40 PM): I think he's just a femmy bi.
synthroid xxl (11:14:54 PM): Chojin? Nah
synthroid xxl (11:15:03 PM): He posts pictures of himself making out with a boy
synthroid xxl (11:15:29 PM): ....Turn-on! *Hastily signs name in Number 1 spot on the "big black dildos for everyone" sign-up sheet*
JeanetteX (11:15:35 PM): Jin is probably gay...no wait...he said he had a gf.
synthroid xxl (11:17:51 PM): Jin used to post more often
JeanetteX (11:18:08 PM): Jin should post more pictures of himself. More pretty long-haired boys.
synthroid xxl (11:18:19 PM): And, I don't like it when Les Waste and Jin don't post anymore. It's like watching your soul die.
JeanetteX (11:18:30 PM): :-(
synthroid xxl (11:18:40 PM): I wish you'd leave instead.
synthroid xxl (11:18:56 PM): You and your ...Wild World of Animals? Whatever it is
JeanetteX (11:19:00 PM): :-( :-( :-( :-( :-(
synthroid xxl (11:19:15 PM): God just sent me here to tell you this: " I exist "
JeanetteX (11:19:20 PM): Well now you've just destroyed my reason for living.
JeanetteX (11:19:37 PM): What kind of monster doesn't like baby otters and shit?
synthroid xxl (11:19:58 PM): Baby otters are alright.
synthroid xxl (11:20:04 PM): They look like Conan O'Brian.
JeanetteX (11:20:22 PM): and all the other cute things I posted. The ermine. the sable.
synthroid xxl (11:20:35 PM): Those were gross.
synthroid xxl (11:20:47 PM): Fo' sho. Fo' real.
synthroid xxl (11:21:13 PM): You suck.
JeanetteX (11:21:27 PM):
http://www.blueplanetbiomes.org/imag...a_erminea2.jpg *blatant attempt to melt your heart*
synthroid xxl (11:21:28 PM): You ain't gonna do shit ya know, except squeal and beg for more while I hammer a plastic pink flamingo up your ass with a croquet mallet, you stupid pile of white trash with a cum goatee.
synthroid xxl (11:21:31 PM): Just joshin!
synthroid xxl (11:21:43 PM): GOTCHA! - I say that, Parker Posey style.
synthroid xxl (11:22:06 PM): Um, yeah. I want to hug that thing.
JeanetteX (11:22:22 PM): so you don't hate my fuzzy friends? cause if you do, I will send them to tear off your testicles.
JeanetteX (11:22:47 PM):
http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...kwelch/pp/pics
synthroid xxl (11:24:21 PM): Okay well, I guess you win.
JeanetteX (11:24:52 PM): I love being able to talk to animals. So much fun.
synthroid xxl (11:25:55 PM): I once tried to talk to my Dog. You know what he said back?
JeanetteX (11:26:22 PM): You human. Me dog. You give food now?
synthroid xxl (11:26:34 PM): NO! Of course not!
JeanetteX (11:26:58 PM): Thats what dogs talk about. Food.
JeanetteX (11:27:07 PM): Thats what most animals talk about.
synthroid xxl (11:27:34 PM): He said this: What are you smiling at? No one wants to be your friend. you are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. Thats the story of your life isnt it. wait..... Hold still, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. Nope its not happening. You are just like watching Amputee Field Hockey: Pathetic, and very quickly disgusting. So, in short, fuck you. Then he attacked me!
synthroid xxl (11:27:37 PM): Can you believe that?
JeanetteX (11:28:03 PM): No. I think that was just one of the voices inside your head.
synthroid xxl (11:29:31 PM): Really? Weird.
synthroid xxl (11:29:39 PM): No, the voices in my head sound like Enya.
JeanetteX (11:30:14 PM): Well it sure as hell wasn't the dog. Dogs don't have the intelligence for metaphors.
synthroid xxl (11:30:58 PM): Excuse me, but did you just insult my Dog?
JeanetteX (11:31:24 PM): No. Their lack of intelligence makes them love us unconditionally. Its actually a great thing for their species.
synthroid xxl (11:31:45 PM): Actually, he just said: We both like talking and not talking. We could sit and talk or not talk for hours and still find things to not talk about.
synthroid xxl (11:31:53 PM): He saw that in the movie, Best in Show.
synthroid xxl (11:31:58 PM): Which is about dogs.
JeanetteX (11:32:50 PM): Pfft. And I suppose you think that elephants wear tutus and dance, just because you saw it in Fantasia.
JeanetteX (11:35:35 PM): I have to go. Can I post this convo on the board?
synthroid xxl (11:35:46 PM): Reveal your pointed head so that I can level it back out with my highschool's pottery kiln.
synthroid xxl (11:35:54 PM): Well, okay.
JeanetteX (11:36:04 PM): Great. this should be interesting. thanks.
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