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Old Jan 10th, 2005, 07:26 PM        Blade Trinity
This may very well be the greatest movie ever made. It's like the producers decided after the second movie to just hand the franchise over to someone like me. It was just crammed full of the kind of stuff that made me love Freddy vs. Jason. And after that, there was a bunch of stuff that was so goofy that you know the director thought this whole project was a joke. And Ryan Reynolds' (whom my brother simply referred to as "the guy from Van Wilder") character acted like he wasn't buying any of the stupid crap that was going on in the movie, saying a ton of remarks (including one of the funniest insults I've heard in a while) that were so stupid and inane that they actually became funny again, much like how a pendulum will swing past the lowest point and go higher still. In short, it's like nobody involved with the film gave a damn. I can't wait for Blade 4.
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Old Jan 10th, 2005, 07:27 PM       
And for some reason, Patton Oswalt is in this movie.
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Old Jan 10th, 2005, 08:25 PM       
i am just going to say this movie displeased my eyes and ears.

that is all.
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Old Jan 10th, 2005, 10:24 PM       
i loved pac-man
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Old Jan 10th, 2005, 10:27 PM       
is that a non sequitur or is pacman really in this movie
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Old Jan 10th, 2005, 10:31 PM       
there is a yellow color like vampire dog, called pac-man he opens his mouth like the bad dude in the second movie.
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Old Jan 11th, 2005, 10:59 PM       
Patton Oswalt gave me jelly-beans.
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Old Jan 12th, 2005, 01:56 PM       
I heard that they pulled IPod advertisements out of their butt in that movie. I want to see it
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Old Jan 12th, 2005, 02:03 PM       
They have several glory shots of the one chick whose name I forgot putting on her IPod in slow motion like it would cure her vampire cancer.
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Old Jan 12th, 2005, 02:05 PM       
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Old Jan 12th, 2005, 04:49 PM       
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They have several glory shots of the one chick whose name I forgot putting on her IPod in slow motion like it would cure her vampire cancer.
followed by the incredibly tired 'beckoning' motion (made popular by the matrix and peadophiles)
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Old Jan 12th, 2005, 07:35 PM       
I agree. This movie was a lot of fun, because is was obviously made just so people could say "Blade Trilogy". Even though i know some people here hate the blade movies, i liked the first two, but i can admit when hollywood is giving us a rough fuck in the ass.
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Old Jan 13th, 2005, 01:14 PM       
Yeah, the IPod plugs were awesome.
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