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Old May 22nd, 2003, 10:18 AM        VINCE'S SERMON ON THE MOUNT
"As a Christian, I would love to help them out,"

"Most of the children that are "living in poverty" are children of immigrants or people who could not keep their fucking legs shut."

"As a Christian, I would love to help them out,"

"They refuse to work, give piss poor excuses of why they shouldn’t, or are too busy getting drunk or high to do anything productive.

"As a Christian, I would love to help them out,"

"A lot of people move to this country to mooch off of it."

"As a Christian, I would love to help them out,"

"Why don’t you blame the parents for being poor and uneducated and not able to produce something for society"

"As a Christian, I would love to help them out,"

"Why don’t you blame the parents for being brood mares..."

"As a Christian, I would love to help them out,"

"I didn’t hump a woman to produce all these children. The “baby’s daddy” did."

"As a Christian, I would love to help them out,"

"Is it my responsibility as an American citizen to take care of them? NO. Is it the responsibility of the people that created them to take care of them? YES. "

"As a Christian, I would love to help them out,"

"Suck on this, beyotch."
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Old May 22nd, 2003, 10:21 AM       
That's enough out of you, Burbank! Vince is right! These children need to be held accountable for their decision to be born into poverty and destitution!
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Old May 22nd, 2003, 10:36 AM       
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Old May 22nd, 2003, 11:23 AM       
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Old May 22nd, 2003, 05:54 PM       
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