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Old Dec 3rd, 2003, 01:21 PM       
Well I know alot of men that go after anything in a skirt. But I would like to think there is more to me than just sex.

So I should just forget it shouldn't I?
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Old Dec 3rd, 2003, 01:52 PM       
Maybe you did something which freaked him out and he's trying to find a way of telling you he doesn't want to have sex with you any longer without actually reffering to what freaked him out. That would explain all the philosophy bulshit. Did you do anything out of the ordinary? Like break out the strap-on and give him a ride with the wild stalion? You know, not all guys enjoy that sort of thing.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2003, 01:58 PM        MAKE IT STOP :(
No nothing crazy like that but he did say that he wasn't normally this forward.

Just talked to him again and went all skeptical. We were talking about nightclubs and I said I went to walkabout and that all these boys were trying to pull me. He said that they "well they certainly have good taste - and u must just have that certain something".

I'm not going to talk to him now until I see him tomorrow. I feel really shit now. Its really pathetic.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2003, 02:00 PM       
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He's going to say that again when he sticks his penis up your anus, I'd wagger. Maybe with a small chuckle and a pause for reflection before he resumes the rhythmic trusting.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2003, 02:12 PM       
Yes it disturbs me greatly the amount of detail he went into...
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Old Dec 3rd, 2003, 02:38 PM       
If he's reluctant, then he obviously doesn't like you enough, physically. Don't believe what he says. 'Feelings' is just something people use as means of getting what they want. If he's not fucking you right now, it means he wants to fuck your betters. If he is fucking you after some reluctancy, it is because he's either drunk enough, or you do anal, or something. Anal. Um.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2003, 03:04 PM       
This is where it all falls down. I know he's attracted to me, I know he wants me. But HE doesn't like the fact that what happened affected his emotions and so gives me all this crap because he doesn't want to get hurt.

Oh it doesn't matter anymore. Will update after tomorrow.

I can predict a nasty arguement and me going home early.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2003, 03:59 PM       
He is being a girly man!
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Old Dec 3rd, 2003, 05:46 PM       
Exactly. All this hassle for nothing!

So taking my ex along. At least he doesn't do this girlee shit.
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 01:38 AM       
Helm had me dying all through this. :< But Jamesman set it up for him. :<

Seriously? Slinky? Guy's a stone blowhose. You should probably kill him if murder's legal in your country.
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 04:57 AM       
I remember him talking about this elite crap before. Should have remembered. Anyway, feeling alot better after a good sleep and listening to lots of metal.

It would have been alot easier if he'd just said it was a mistake and he doesn't like me like that. I guess not all men get straight to the point like Helm. :P

Murder isn't legal in my country except for treason and they are too scared to carry that out. I think we should bring back corpral punishment for those that have over whelming evidence. To be honest, the ones who are pedos should be the first to go, seeing as they get beaten up when they go into prison.
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 12:30 PM       
You may as well forget the whole thing, Slinky. It's not worth dealing with all the bullshit that comes with it. Friends are better than lovers anyway.
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 01:27 PM       
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You may as well forget the whole thing, Slinky. It's not worth dealing with all the bullshit that comes with it. Friends are better than lovers anyway.
Lovers give better head, though.
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 01:31 PM       
"Friends are better than lovers anyway."

They are? :/
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 01:57 PM       
You would know if you had some, Royal.


sssssssssssssssssssss

BURN.
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 02:25 PM       
Yup, you're right as always Protoclown!



I feel its for the best. Don't feel sad anymore. Wasn't really that attracted to him anyway. Its just we were close friends.
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 03:03 PM       
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You would know if you had some, Royal.


sssssssssssssssssssss

BURN.

But... I do have some. Friends and a lover.
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 04:47 PM       
I don't actually believe that "friends are better than lovers" shit, I just want to make myself feel better in my perpetual loneliness. SO AGREE WITH ME, GODDDAMMIT.
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 06:50 PM       
I agree
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 06:58 PM       
What the fuck is a lover?

Friends rock and rule, especially when they let you move your boner over so it wont touch their leg when theyre on you.

Friends are also cools cuz theyll talk to you about snowballing and kegels.

I bet "lovers" don't even have sex.
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 07:43 PM       
HOW CAN WE BE LOVERS IF WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 09:29 PM       
PROTOCLOWN, ARE FRIENDS JUST ENEMIES WHO DON'T HAVE THE GUTS TO KILL YOU?

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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 05:05 AM       
Well last night was eventful. It all happened when my ex had finally decided to stop telling me off about a certain unrelated situation and my other ex trying to get me drunk whilst talking about IT stuff had both gone home.

My aforementioned friend and I spent the rest of the night (in between him moshing and me chattering to friends) kissing. Then we spent an hour and a half in his car listening to the radio, talking computer talk and kissing lots.

Now I have to go and do 2 assignments at uni. He's working all day. So I bet I get home and he gives me the same crap as before, but we shall have to see.
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 08:44 PM       
When you say kissing, does that include kissing his penis? If not, I suggest you do include that in your 'kissing' because obviously that's what's giving you relationship problems. I suggest that next time you see him, you take a running start and smash your face on the hood of his car or a wall or that person there with those glasses with the huge frame they'll do until all your frontal teeth are you knocked out. Then, all bloody and messy and standing there, proclaim that "you are ready now". Grin. Spit blood. Grin.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 05:55 PM       
So not only are you telling me I have to take it up the arse but I have to smash my face into his car as well?

Thats where all my past relationships have gone wrong then.
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