Burnface

[Jixby Phillips]

There's this girl I knew in highschool who was a burn victim. She had burnscars on her face. She was in my sophmore science class. I sat in front of her. One day she had her Spanish book out, which was so hilariously defaced by whoever had it before her. The cover had a picture of a woman, and on her somebody had drawn a mustache, a goatee, glasses, devil horns, etc. For some reason people around her were all like "hahaha" and I decided to make a funny joke. That funny joke was "You should draw some stuff on her face!"

See, my joke was that I was pretending to be stupid, and that I thought that the stuff that was drawn on was actually how the woman looked, and that I was suggesting she deface it. But the way she interpreted it was much different. At first she didn't get the joke, and she looked at me and went "huh?" So in trying to clarify I simply repeated the joke louder, this time motioning towords my face. When I motioned towords my face, it mirrored the places that she had burn scars. She thought I was suggesting that she draw scars on the woman's face so that it looked like her. She stormed out of the room, pissed off. I was too gutless to confront her and tell her that she had misunderstood. I went for the "well she's wrong and I'm right so fuck her and let her think I'm an asshole" route.

Well, anyway, I saw her at work last night. She bought Popcorn and Soda from me. It was awkward.

[Evil Robot]

And shes probably the ugliest but nicest person you'll ever meet. Horibly disfigured people are alweays good natured. Unless they burned there face while smoking crack and they rob people.

[Esuohlim]

I can't distinguish between Jixby's serious and fake posts anymore.

[Evil Robot]

Jixby has a bomb.

[Jixby Phillips]

This post is real!

[Evil Robot]

So you DO have a bomb?

[Jixby Phillips]

This post is REAL SMART i mean

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Disfigured people might be nice, but suprisingly the fat people aren't. Fat bitches are worse than some burn marks, and they have nasty face too

[Evil Robot]

Thats because fat people know that they are lazy and their condition is entirely their fault. Whereas burns victims are like that through act of god, so they are more accepting of others.

[Rez]

i sense true romance

[Studio8]

Jixby, do you work in a movie theatre or a movie theatre shop that sells things you would normally buy in a movie theatre? I've never heard of a movie theatre shop.

[Jixby Phillips]

You can buy Popcorn at Target.

But yeah I work at a movie theater.

[ScruU2wice]

do you shift between positions like one day you'll work snackbar and another day your going to be an usher...

[Jixby Phillips]

Yeah.

I was mostly an usher untill last week, when lord of the rings open I got ALL concession shifts. Which is a releif because I SO don't want to clean up after those nerds.

[James]

Wait, they let burn victims outside now? What an age we live in.

OK, seriously though, I can't relate. However, I know what you mean. There's a sense of guilt there, that you made her feel bad over a misunderstanding that never got cleared up, and it's probably been so long that to bring it up now would just be really awkward.

So, yeah. Bring it up, and apologize and clear everything up. She'll probably think it's no big deal, and might not even remember it. But she'll be touched that you remembered and cared enough to feel bad and apologize after so long.

Oh, and this belongs in the Loveline forum, because it involves a girl.

[sadie]

did you at least act like you knew her? you could've taken that opportunity to shed your years-past gutlessness and apologized. you'd be feeling much better about yourself right now, mr. phillips. >:

[Evil Robot]

A roll of film costs thousands of dollars in licensing fees.

[Jixby Phillips]

I didn't act like I knew her AT ALL

And she obviously knew it was me, and avoided eye contact and acted like she wanted to say something. :lol

I'm rotten! >:D

[Evil Robot]

Your a horrable human biung and she has gottin ovur it. (translated into I-mockerish)

[Evil Robot]

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[Jixby Phillips]

A Similar situation happened with me and my older sister. When I was going through puberty I had a shitty mustache, and didn't know how to shave, so it stayed. Whenever females sarcastically commented "nice mustache!" I'd say "you too." Haha.

Well my older sister said it to me and I responded the same way. The thing was, she really DOES have a mustache. She has kind of an issue with body hair. So my other sister was on my case telling me I should appologize, because she overheard my older sister, whose feelings were really hurt. How does one appologize in a situation like that? It's like "Hey, sorry you really do have the face of an ape!"

But anyway, I'm not looking for any advice really, I'm just telling stories.

[Protoclown]

LOVELINE FORUM

[Evil Robot]

My older sister is 20 years older then me. I'm going to her apartment tommorow, she is a succesfull artisit. She sell her shit for money. I like sandwiches. I paint shit but my stuff doesn't get sold till she becomes real famous and then itl be like "this is the stuff her brother did" I'tl only matter when I'm dead cause thats the way it goes.

PS I paint landscapes, but not people, just like hitler. Its hard to paint people.

[Protoclown]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN A LANDSCAPE THAT LOOKED LIKE HITLER