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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 07:42 PM        So we went to the sexual health clinic...
... to learn more about having safe sex.

Those perverts expect you to go there every six months so this can shove a long red tube up your shaft.

To collect samples of your DNA or something.

But I'm fairly certain it's just a ploy for the sexless gits to have a good look at your pecker :/
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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 07:51 PM       
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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 07:55 PM       
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 10:46 AM       
If this is some maniacal ploy to get me to talk about my pecker ...
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 12:16 PM        :(
First of all....all this talk about penile organs makes me sad....because you see, i lost mine back in the war of '83. MOTHERFUCKER! NOW I HAVE TO BE THIS "GIRL" WITH NO "PENIS" AND ALL THAT! SHIT SHIT SHIT! THANKS FOR OPENING UP OLD SCARS [ ....literally.... ] YOU WHORE.... BTW hey sexy wanna hang out sumtime?
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 12:18 PM       
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 01:26 PM       
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 04:17 PM       
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 06:06 PM       
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 06:24 PM       
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Those perverts expect you to go there every six months so this can shove a long red tube up your shaft
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Wah, wah wah. Sexually active women have to go to the gynocologist where they get cold metal objects put inside them.

Then they need to take a sample. Thats right, they take a little teeny piece. For a pap smear. At least you won't be scraped from the inside!

So stop bitching and let the nice doctor insert the tube.
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 06:43 PM       
I once involuntarily seized up and the nurse couldn't pull out the clamp. She was yanking on it like she was puliing a particularly stiff cork out of a bottle and then told me to relax!! But I couldn't so she pottered off around the surgery while I was stuck there, on my back for 15 mins. Put me off doing it again.
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 07:05 PM       






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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 11:12 PM       
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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 01:02 AM       
WHAT THE HELL ?
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Old Apr 21st, 2003, 03:32 AM       
i'm thinking DEAD SEX is like the safest kind possible. i mean, when did mr.i-hate-******s die? '64?
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Old Apr 21st, 2003, 06:28 AM       
depends what's dead
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Old Apr 21st, 2003, 09:06 AM       
I always live in fear of instant unwanted woodness during pelvic examinations. The closest I ever got was an half-on but the potential is always there. Comments or suggestions? 8-)
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Old Apr 21st, 2003, 07:06 PM       
SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY DICK AYUCK AYUCK HEYUCK
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