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Old Feb 27th, 2006, 07:46 PM        Man Drinks Little Boy Urine!
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Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine
Man Previously Convicted Of Rape
COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A Central Ohio man allegedly told police last week that he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys.

Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna, Ohio, police about his affection for urine.

Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom.

"He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Detective Ron Fithen said.

Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves.

Fithen interviewed Patton after he was arrested while leaving a movie theater last weekend.

"Listening to him describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," Fithen said.

According to police, Patton said he's been drinking urine for years.

"He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said.

Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."

A New Albany, Ohio, father played a role in Patton's arrest. He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom. The theater employee then called police.

Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago.

Police believe Patton has been collecting and drinking urine in cities around Central Ohio, including Hilliard, Westerville, Dublin, Worthington and Gahanna.


Source: http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/7502034/detail.html#

At least he didn't get it straight from the tap
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Old Feb 27th, 2006, 09:10 PM       
My cousins live in Columbus, and they are five and eight, and go to the movies like every other week.
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Old Feb 28th, 2006, 12:13 AM       
People are sick and disgusting. Especially old farts.

And I don't like Columbus either.
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Old Feb 28th, 2006, 02:42 AM       
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"He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said.

Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."
Was he thinking that he was drinking their youth when he was seven?!?!?

Honestly this could almost be another episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark
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Old Feb 28th, 2006, 04:43 AM       
Oh but when R. Kelly does it it's an act of god.

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Old Feb 28th, 2006, 01:49 PM       
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when R. Kelly does it it's an act of god.
I didn't know an R&B fan (GADZOOKS) could hate rap so much...but if you like R. Kelly so much as to call him a god when he drinks pee, then, well, the only options you have are either therapy or an aluminum bat to the head. Good luck with that...
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Old Feb 28th, 2006, 06:10 PM       
An Aluminum Bat? That would hurt!

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Old Feb 28th, 2006, 11:14 PM       
Why, nobody was referring to you, gadzooks! You act as if there was somebody out to get you! I was only using the hypothetical "you", which can refer to anybody! And the all caps GADZOOKS in parentheses was just an exclamation, because I just saw a large spider and had to kill it before it made spider babies!

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Old Mar 1st, 2006, 12:15 AM       
Hey there's a secret message Marc, nice try pal.

Make sure to drink your....ovaltine?

What the fuck is your deal Marc, the dad just died, you heartless bi....

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Old Mar 1st, 2006, 02:22 AM       
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Old Mar 1st, 2006, 03:49 AM       
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Old Mar 2nd, 2006, 10:41 PM       
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 12:05 AM       
I saw this on another message board. Wierd, and a completely different demographic than this one, at that.
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To an eight year old, you are old.
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Old Mar 4th, 2006, 05:47 AM       
...Man chopping off his own penis and then cooking it...check...Judge using a penis pump during a trial...check...man drinking children's urine...check. Yep, I've officially seen everything this world has to offer.
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Old Mar 7th, 2006, 06:24 PM       
There was a coach at my highschool in like 96 or 97 that would give students pot and buy them alcohol in return for their urine. He claimed that he needed it because he was tested on by the military and he needed their "Vitamins".
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Old Mar 8th, 2006, 04:24 AM       
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There was a coach at my highschool in like 96 or 97 that would give students pot and buy them alcohol in return for their urine. He claimed that he needed it because he was tested on by the military and he needed their "Vitamins".
You're coach was telling the truth. That kind of stuff happens all the time in the military.
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Old Mar 8th, 2006, 04:41 PM       
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