Would Jesus let you put it in his ass?

[AChimp]

You know... I was just wondering... :/

[Killer Manatee]

[Spectre X]

I bet he would.

With all that "love your fellow man" stuff.

And the long hair.

I bet he actually meant "love your fellow man "

[the_dudefather]

jesus diddnt have an ass, he is incapible of creating vile excrement.

[McMock]

Of course not. Jesus was probably very much against homosexuality. He was married you know. But it is a funny question.

[Emu]

If you asked him that, he'd probably think you wanted to feed his donkey.

[kellychaos]

Yeah, but then he may be forced to move to a different heaven if word got out.

[mburbank]

There is a fine yet important religous distinction between letting someone do something and not stopping them from doing it. I think you are reading too much into 'turn the other cheek.'

[AChimp]

Don't evade the question!!!

[Preechr]

Yeah... I don't see any "fine yet important religous distinctions" here...

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I think Jesus would call you fithy names and tell you how disgusting you are and how you're going to hell...then want you to tithe 10 percent of your salary and not say a fucking word about it....

No, really...he'd probably suck your dick, but he wouldn't let you stick it up his pooper.

[mburbank]

If the Romans had politely asked "May I please crucify you" I don't think he'd have said yes. And yet he made no attempt, supernormal or otherwise, to prevent them from doing it.

There in lies the distinction.

[kellychaos]

I certainly don't think he prohibits fetish behavior. He's been shitting on me for years.