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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 03:21 PM        wtf :(
The other day at work I had a very old man tell me, in all sincerity, that I was beautiful.

I'm a guy.
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 03:37 PM       
Was it the perky man-boobs or the boyish ass?
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 03:40 PM       
beautiful is a compliment. a guy being beautiful is a good thing. helm is beautiful and he's ok with it. you shouldn't be such a homophobe. embrace the prettiness. and you do have purdy eyes btw.
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 06:52 PM       
Carni has beautiful penmanship.
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 07:46 PM       
Better get that knife, Emu.

That sounds kinda creepy.
You just don't say that to a guy. :/
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 08:41 PM       
Did he stink?
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 09:03 PM       
An old guy thought I was British once. It was very peculiar.
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 03:16 AM       
How old is very old?
Maybe he was dying and wanted to get laid, in any way possible.
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 04:43 AM       
well at least you have someone that thinks your beautiful
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 05:16 AM       
Don't worry, very old men probably have very low standards.

You ugly fuck.
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 05:46 AM       
I wonder what he would have said had his glasses been on.
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 02:51 PM       
I got a freezer full of popscicles, jsut waitin in the cellar, Emu. Why dont we go down there and check them out.
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 03:22 PM       
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I'm afraid that I have to put an end to this. I am Carni. Carnivore is God will have to be referred to as CiG or something else. Nothing against her. I actually think she's quite cool. I've just been here longer and have been called Carni for years now.
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 03:25 PM       
Isn't that your chick with a new username or am I confused?
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 03:44 PM       
I think the proximity of my message to "Carnivore Is God" made the reference clear no matter who deserves or desires to be called whatever.
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 06:11 PM       
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I got a freezer full of popscicles, jsut waitin in the cellar, Emu. Why dont we go down there and check them out.
Get your fat ass back here...
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 09:58 PM       
Family Guy.

> > :/ > >
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 10:03 PM       
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I'm afraid that I have to put an end to this. I am Carni. Carnivore is God will have to be referred to as CiG or something else. Nothing against her. I actually think she's quite cool. I've just been here longer and have been called Carni for years now.
Vore?
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 10:12 PM       
WHore.
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Old Aug 21st, 2004, 03:02 PM       
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Old Aug 21st, 2004, 03:03 PM       
Folklore?
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Old Aug 21st, 2004, 03:09 PM       
TALL TALES!!

I like this game.
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Old Aug 21st, 2004, 04:01 PM       
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Don't worry, very old men probably have very low standards.

You ugly fuck.
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Old Aug 21st, 2004, 05:45 PM       
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Family Guy.

> > :/ > >
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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 09:46 AM       
Sorry Mubert, but I hear people quote that show so goddamn much it makes me sick. This one girl I know does it all the fucking time. I wanna smack her sometimes. It's funnier if you hear it on the show, not a million times and out of context with some guy/girl.
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