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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 12:35 AM        NEW SHORT: "Serious Questions About Rudolph"
Max Burbank's latest Short is now up online and it covers the questions that I'm sure you've all been asking yourselves for years 'n years.


Sixteen Serious Questions Raised By "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/rudolph16

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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 02:22 AM       
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That song's in O'Brother

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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 06:11 AM       
good stuff

i love 'the big rock candy mountains'
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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 02:56 PM       
I found the infatuation with Clarice disturbing funny stuff.
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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 10:12 PM       
I learned "Big Rock Candy Mountain" when I was a child.

Except they changed "cigarette trees" to "bubblegum trees". :/
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Old Dec 9th, 2004, 12:42 PM       
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Old Dec 9th, 2004, 12:53 PM       
now i'll never watch the show the same way ever again thanks a lot
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Old Dec 9th, 2004, 02:23 PM        Re: NEW SHORT: "Serious Questions About Rudolph"
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Max Burbank's latest Short is now up online and it covers the questions that I'm sure you've all been asking yourselves for years 'n years.


Sixteen Serious Questions Raised By "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/rudolph16

Enjoy!
Sorry if I seem stupid, but what is 'Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer'? I know all about the classic Christmas story and I can tell you're talking about a TV show of some sort, but what exactly is it? The short Mockery posted makes almost no sense!

Maybe that's just because I live in the UK...
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Old Dec 9th, 2004, 02:24 PM       
Yakov thinks this article is funny. In soviet russia, article writes you!
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Old Dec 9th, 2004, 03:27 PM       
the question did max burbank think these thoughts while watching the show with the kids or did they help him? either way, you're a perv, a goddamn perv
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Old Dec 9th, 2004, 03:43 PM       
R the RRR is a classic Rankin and Bass puppetoon Christmas special based on the song. It is shown annually in the US, and has been for the last 40 years.

And Many of the thoughts about it in the article are things I have been thinking about it since I was a child. As a grown man, I do not think I would have had a Clarice problem. But when your a kid, lets just say those eyelashes can fuck you up, man.
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Old Dec 9th, 2004, 04:14 PM       
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R the RRR is a classic Rankin and Bass puppetoon Christmas special based on the song. It is shown annually in the US, and has been for the last 40 years.

And Many of the thoughts about it in the article are things I have been thinking about it since I was a child. As a grown man, I do not think I would have had a Clarice problem. But when your a kid, lets just say those eyelashes can fuck you up, man.
Thanks for clearing that up...
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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 06:48 AM       
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But when your a kid, lets just say those eyelashes can fuck you up, man.
heh. i may never forgive you for taking away my innocence but youre too funny, man.
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