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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 02:35 PM        Last night I dreamt that a black chick loved me.
It was the bomb But then she found out that I was lying to her and so I woke up.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 04:41 PM       
I had that dream, except it was with this big black guy. And we fooled around. Then he found out i was lying to him so he beat me. But I didn't wake up. And it was real.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:53 PM       
Black people make me laff!
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 07:09 PM       
Blue Oatmeal have you gotten any calls from your tagline phone numbers??
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 07:40 PM       
How would you like a call from Fist City
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 07:47 PM       


That's something my dad would say.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 12:22 AM       
Right before he punched you in the eye and raped you with a pair of scissors, right?
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 07:57 AM       
And just after he did all that to your mom. Which, come to think of it, explains you.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 09:11 AM       
A maternal reference. How droll.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 11:48 AM       
BOY, THAT TERRA SURE IS SASSY.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 12:10 PM       
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 12:17 PM       
I did not at ALL expect Terra to reply with the equivalent of "No, that's YOU."
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 06:18 PM       
Wait, black chick like say Tyra Banks, or black chick like Oprah Winfrey? Inquiring minds need to know.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 06:49 PM       
I'm talking about a blue gum motherfucker! Wasn't really a celebrity but she was nice a thin (not fatties) We played footise and we snuggled on the couch in our bathrobes


I'M SO GODAMN LONELY
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 07:07 PM       
I LOVE YOU BLUE
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 07:11 PM       
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Blue Oatmeal have you gotten any calls from your tagline phone numbers??
No I haven't. DO you want to phone call with me? I don't have a bedtime.
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Old Sep 24th, 2004, 12:50 AM       
Why the godamn fuck can I not godamn edit.

Thatnks Hickman, its not everyday I get a compliment that heart-warming on the world wide web. Godammit I mean it too. Thanks again Hickman
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