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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 03:01 AM        College sucks :(
You guys might not have noticed, but I've been posting less and less recently. That is because I have finally gotten off my lazy ass and did what I came to the U.S. to do. Get an education. Of course, this means less FF6 and i-mockery in my daily life. But since I prepped at Brentwood, a snooty boarding school in Canada, I only have to do 2 years of college Hopefully it will be over soon, cause my roomate keeps taking my stuff and my professors are complete assholes
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 03:02 AM       
Did you guys notice?
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 05:28 AM       
I in fact did. And how can you play FF6 nonstop? I beat it, and then rest for a while. <- BLATANT MASTURBATION REFERANCE.
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 07:22 AM       
i have my first class of sorts in about 35 mins, but its only 3 mins walk, which is better than the walk - bus - walk combo of last year

remember be cool, stay in school
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 11:08 AM       
I remember when my friend in I were at the beach when we were kids, we saw a bus that was painted all over and said "Be cool, stay in school!" We laughed about it for days.

Sp@z, just go away.
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 11:55 AM       
College owns. Massive drinking and one nighters. I think he just needs his mommy.
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 12:11 PM       
notice how this thread is full of interesting people
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 03:40 PM       
Thats because the majority of people on this forum aren't able to get past 11th grade.
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 05:48 PM       
oh for fucking jesus christ mary and joeseph god allahs sake he was talking about you too
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 06:03 PM       
i'm laughing because
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Old Sep 17th, 2004, 07:31 PM       
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]College owns. Massive drinking and one nighters. I think he just needs his mommy.
I like the one nighters, but I'm not really in to binge drinking. Especially when it comes to beer. It takes too much to get me drunk, unlike my all time favorite Cinnamon Schnapps. Two or three shots of that and I'm down for the count
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Old Sep 17th, 2004, 07:48 PM       
you're probably just all sad because you cant get into any fraternities
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Old Sep 17th, 2004, 07:55 PM       
Actually, I'm glad I didn't join a frat. I'd probably die of Alcahol poisoning during the pledge. That would have made you happy, I suspect
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Old Sep 17th, 2004, 08:02 PM       
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I in fact did. And how can you play FF6 nonstop? I beat it, and then rest for a while. <- BLATANT MASTURBATION REFERANCE.
I think someone put something in my pepsi because that made me




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Old Sep 17th, 2004, 08:08 PM       
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Actually, I'm glad I didn't join a frat. I'd probably die of Alcahol poisoning during the pledge. That would have made you happy, I suspect
nothing gets by you huh
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Old Sep 17th, 2004, 08:34 PM       
What kind of school do you go to?

No one gets drunk off beer unless they are a lightweight. I downed half a case thursday and I was barely buzzing.
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Old Sep 17th, 2004, 08:37 PM       
awesome!
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Old Sep 17th, 2004, 08:51 PM       
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Actually, I'm glad I didn't join a frat. I'd probably die of Alcahol poisoning during the pledge. That would have made you happy, I suspect
Frats = buy friends b/c you can't make em yourself.
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Old Sep 18th, 2004, 05:39 AM       
Yeah man beer can't get you drunk unless your a pussy, am i right or am i right

ps im drinking a white russian
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Old Sep 18th, 2004, 06:13 AM       
I just finished my first week back at college. Was pretty fun, started learning UNIX shell and C++. Phear my geekyness.
Been doing the drinking/smoking thing for about a year but i am trying to give up now, it was not cool.
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I've been back at University for over a month now and I haven't yet turned up for any classes.
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Old Sep 18th, 2004, 07:20 AM       
I went to university. It was rubbish.
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Old Sep 18th, 2004, 09:05 AM       
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Most college kids can't afford good beer so that statement remains true. Those faggots are drinking kegs of Coors Light and Bud Light.

Try drinking a half a case of a good IPA and see if you're still standing.
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Old Sep 18th, 2004, 09:09 AM       
or guinness

or bass ale.

yeah, bass ale.

fuck.

i can't drink for like

EVER AGAIN
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Old Sep 18th, 2004, 09:10 AM       
oh and did anyone else catch the cinnamon schnaps thing? cause that's way silly.
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